A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It’s square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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02-08-2005, 06:59 AM #1All-American
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Blonde
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02-08-2005, 07:19 AM #2Administrator/Owner
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That was great!
Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!
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02-08-2005, 07:53 AM #3All-American
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Needed somthin like that this morning. Im tired!
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02-08-2005, 07:59 AM #4*** Ejected Player ***
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Tired? did Jessie wear you out last nightOriginally posted by Gsquared
Needed somthin like that this morning. Im tired!
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02-08-2005, 08:10 AM #5All-American
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Oh man, Jessie did! Shes an animalOriginally posted by HighSchool Fan
Tired? did Jessie wear you out last night
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02-08-2005, 09:26 AM #6footballmomGuest
Ummm...who's Jessie?Originally posted by Gsquared
Oh man, Jessie did! Shes an animal
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02-08-2005, 09:29 AM #7All-American
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busted! look what you did HSF done got G2 in trouble!Originally posted by footballmom
Ummm...who's Jessie?
~Not keeping her opinion to herself since Oct. 2002~
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02-08-2005, 09:30 AM #8All-American
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Dang, sure did get me in trouble!!!!
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02-08-2005, 09:43 AM #9PurpleFreddyGuest
Duh, fballmom ... YOU were supposed to be Jessie. You don't role play very good, I suppose.
Next time YOU will have to be Screech.
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02-08-2005, 09:45 AM #10onfirebball05mustangGuest
Ouch! LMAO poor lil fballmomOriginally posted by PurpleFreddy
Duh, fballmom ... YOU were supposed to be Jessie. You don't role play very good, I suppose.
Next time YOU will have to be Screech.
you are soo busted g2!
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02-08-2005, 10:17 AM #11All-American
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Hey, I installed that pole in her room just for her! Was gonna have it Austin style, The Yellow Rose!Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
Ouch! LMAO poor lil fballmom
you are soo busted g2!
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02-08-2005, 10:23 AM #12onfirebball05mustangGuest
Originally posted by Gsquared
Hey, I installed that pole in her room just for her! Was gonna have it Austin style, The Yellow Rose!
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02-08-2005, 11:12 AM #13footballmomGuest
OH MY LORD!!!!!Originally posted by Gsquared
Hey, I installed that pole in her room just for her! Was gonna have it Austin style, The Yellow Rose!
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02-08-2005, 11:16 AM #14PurpleFreddyGuest
Let me know when you get that pole installed, G2. I got a roll of $1 bills that have been burnin' a hole in my pocket ... would be a great way for FballMom to pay for your trip to Strawn.
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02-08-2005, 11:21 AM #15Bandera YaYaGuest
