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    All-American Ranger Mom's Avatar
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    Default Redneck Love Poem

    After reading the Redneck Divorce thread.....this "poem" was sent to me in my email!


    Susie Lee done fell in love;
    she planned to marry Joe.
    She was so happy 'bout it all
    she told her Pappy so.

    Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
    you'll have to find another.
    I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
    but Joe is yo' half brother."

    So Susie put aside her Joe
    and planned to marry Will.
    But after telling Pappy this,
    he said, "There's trouble still..."

    "You can't marry Will, my gal.,
    and please don't tell your Mother,
    but Will and Joe and several mo'
    I know is yo' half brother".

    But Mama knew and said, "My child,
    just do what makes you happy.
    Marry Will or marry Joe,
    you ain't no kin to Pappy."

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    Good one!
    Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!

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    thats a redneck...
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    1986, 1993, 1998, 2004

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    i guess they dont follow the rule of keeping it all in the family, or do they?

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    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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