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    Default Battle of the Sexes, The Sequel

    While on their annual "Snow Bird" trip to Arizona, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the "greasy spoon" and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and, she didn't miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes.

    By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

    All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.

    The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the Midwest restaurant. And, as the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her........"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card."

    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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    Bandera YaYa
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    Priceless!!!

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    Quick side! Strong side! Crank up the Machine!

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    Originally posted by LH Panther Mom

    good one...
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    That was really funny, keep them coming 44!

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