The estrogen thing (follows the baby questions)
"BABY QUESTIONS"
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
8 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that
says "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.
7. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
8. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand
1. OTHER WOMEN
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02-03-2005, 06:28 PM #1All-American
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Guys on the board, do you have estrogen problems?
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02-03-2005, 06:45 PM #2All-American
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Re: Guys on the board, do you have estrogen problems?
Is it just me....or is there something not quite right in that question??Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes he's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
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02-03-2005, 06:48 PM #3Bandera YaYaGuest Re: Re: Guys on the board, do you have estrogen problems?
Dunno......ask Mr. Know It All!!!!Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Is it just me....or is there something not quite right in that question??
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02-03-2005, 06:49 PM #4All-American
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thanks RM, I fixed it.
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02-03-2005, 06:50 PM #5All-American
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"Mr. Know it all" saw what I was referring too and it miraculously changed!!
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02-03-2005, 07:07 PM #6Bandera YaYaGuest
(Just kidding with you!!)Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
thanks RM, I fixed it.
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02-03-2005, 07:42 PM #7All-State
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What is wrong with the same style shoe in different colors??? I have a hard to fit foot and have always done this in anything other than tennis shoes (or whatever they are called now), which I wear most of the time because they are the most comfortable. AND, it's true about the bathroom scales.
