just got this joke.. thought the timing was ironic.....................
Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two
in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the
beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son
of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put
my pecker in."
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02-03-2005, 02:14 PM #1Moderator
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speaking of trees
Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?
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02-03-2005, 02:23 PM #2All-American
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
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02-03-2005, 02:27 PM #3pirate44Guest
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02-03-2005, 03:02 PM #5All-District
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Easy there 44. You're pushing the envelope
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:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaughOriginally posted by crabman
Easy there 44. You're pushing the envelope
Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?
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02-03-2005, 04:21 PM #7spiveyratGuest
ROFL!
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good one 44, i didnt think you would have it in you to post something that close to the line, i guess i was wrong!!
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i dont get it
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Yes, you definitely were.Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
good one 44, i didnt think you would have it in you to post something that close to the line, i guess i was wrong!!
Very nice, 44!
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lmao, that is good
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oh, I've been known to run pretty close to the line on occasion... but I try really hard to contain myself cause if I got banned/rommed from here, I'd go nuts and insane........Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
good one 44, i didnt think you would have it in you to post something that close to the line, i guess i was wrong!!
Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?
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i know the feeling. i would hate that. this board is one of the few things that help keep my sanity!! thats sort of a contradiction of sorts i know, but its the truthOriginally posted by 44INAROW
oh, I've been known to run pretty close to the line on occasion... but I try really hard to contain myself cause if I got banned/rommed from here, I'd go nuts and insane........
