Hump Day Humor Part Duex

[44INAROW]

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, OR 12
> > >
> > > >A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old
> > > son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and
> > > the boy asks,
> > >
> > > "What are these, Dad?" To which the man
> > > matter-of-factly replies,
> > > >"Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to
> > > have safe sex."
> > > >"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively.
> > > >"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at
> > > school."
> > >
> > > >He looks over the display and picks up a package of
> > > 3 and asks,
> > > >"Why are there 3 in this package?"
> > >I hope this is not too "racey"

> > > >The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.
> > > One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
> > > Sunday."
> > >
> > > >"Cool!" says the boy.
> > >
> > > >He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
> > > for?"
> > >
> > > >"Those are for college men." the dad answers.
> > > >"Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for
> > > Sunday."
> > >
> > > >"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
> > > asks, picking up a 12 pack.
> > >
> > > >With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for
> > > married men. One for January, one for February, one
> > > for March........"

[District303aPastPlayer]

good one

[89JDAWG]

this could go back to the age thread getting old isnt all its cracked up to be

[onfirebball05mustang]

what'll they come up with next?

[Bullaholic]

I wonder if I can get a refund for 6 of the remaining twelve on a 3-year old box.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I wonder if I can get a refund for 6 of the remaining twelve on a 3-year old box.

for some reason, ROTATE THE STOCK comes to mind lol

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I wonder if I can get a refund for 6 of the remaining twelve on a 3-year old box.

LOL

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
for some reason, ROTATE THE STOCK comes to mind lol

I suggested that 44', but my wife is the jealous type and refuses to share me with another woman.....