A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
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02-02-2005, 07:16 AM #1All-American
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Happy Hump Day
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02-02-2005, 09:19 AM #3pirate44Guest
happy hump day everyone. may all your hump day wishes be granted on this most special of days.
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02-02-2005, 09:48 AM #4onfirebball05mustangGuest
Originally posted by pirate44
happy hump day everyone. may all your hump day wishes be granted on this most special of days.
i can only hope lol Happy Hump Day y'all!
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I closed my eyes and wished but it didnt come true, im still at workOriginally posted by onfirebball05mustang
i can only hope lol Happy Hump Day y'all!
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Some of us don't need to wish for THAT, G2.Originally posted by Gsquared
I closed my eyes and wished but it didnt come true, im still at work
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02-02-2005, 12:41 PM #8All-American
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Oh man, your at home?Originally posted by Bullaholic
Some of us don't need to wish for THAT, G2.
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02-02-2005, 01:29 PM #9onfirebball05mustangGuest
i closed my eyes and wished, but my phone never rangOriginally posted by Gsquared
I closed my eyes and wished but it didnt come true, im still at work
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Rick Springfield supposed to call?Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
i closed my eyes and wished, but my phone never rang
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02-02-2005, 01:34 PM #11onfirebball05mustangGuest
no, rod said he'd call me back
