Joke of the day

[HighSchool Fan]

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his pad.
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Indian: [Extreme look of shock]

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: [look of disbelief]

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: [extreme look of shock]

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Indian: [total look of amazement]

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Indian: "Sheep lie!"

[LH Panther Mom]

Good one!

[Astrosdawg07]

NICE!

[Leopards,class of 75]

Very good one!!! Thanks H.S.F.