3A DownLow Battle of the Sexes

[jason]

how bad can you make the opposite sex look ???

try to refrain from personal attacks lol



boys rule and girls drool


From the new york times web site

Police: Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Published: March 10, 2004


Filed at 10:02 a.m. ET

COVINGTON, Ga. (AP) -- A Woman was caught trying to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at a Wal-Mart, and was later found with two more of the bills in her purse, police said.

The United States Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but people can buy souvenirs of such a bill at some stores, police said.

``It looks real, but of course there's nothing real about this,'' Covington Police Chief Stacey Cotton said Tuesday. ``People do crazy things all the time. I think it's just another example of some odd things that occur.''

A clerk at the store immediately noticed the bill was fake when 35-year-old Alice Regina Pike handed it to her on Friday, Cotton said.

Pike then tried to use two gift cards with only $2.32 of value on them to buy the merchandise, but when that didn't work she again asked if the clerk could cash the $1 million bill, Cotton said. The store then called police.

Pike, of Porterdale, was charged with forgery. There was no listing for her phone number in directory assistance, and she could not be reached for comment Tuesday.

Covington is 32 miles southeast of Atlanta.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by jason

Most of the guys on here will find this woman irresistable.

[HighSchool Fan]

is that another pic of one of G2's girlfriends

[jason]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Most of the guys on here will find this woman irresistable.

i would be ashamed if a guy ever went out in public like that...she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down......

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Most of the guys on here will find this woman irresistable.

From the shoulders up....she looks like Terrell Owens!

[jason]

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
is that another pic of one of G2's girlfriends

no this is his other one

[Jet1]

Woman hospitalised by tiger painting

A Chinese pensioner had to be taken to hospital after she mistook a painting of a tiger for the real thing.

The woman, in her 70s, spotted the 'tiger' in a dark alleyway after shopping at a nearby supermarket.

According to Shanghai Evening Post, she screamed, turned and ran after seeing a 'tiger' coming at her.

But the woman, who the paper named as Mrs Wang, slipped on ice and fell heavily.

Passersby rushed to Mrs Wang's aid to find her nervously stammering: "Tiger, tiger, there's a tiger" and pointing down the alleyway.

But the tiger turned out to be a painting hung in a calligraphy and painting shop window.

To draw business, the shop owner had put a light behind the paint to create a lifelike impression.

[AP Panther Fan]

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop to ask directions.

What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

Why do black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

How does a man show tha he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

[Bullaholic]

Yet another of G2's harem...

[jason]

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

[gobbler grad]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Yet another of G2's harem...

i hope she has a good dental plan...

[AP Panther Fan]

A true story out of San Francisco:

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch
and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While
standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to
worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police
before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and
crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line,
he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and,
surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light
in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note
because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he
would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to
Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said "OK" and left.
The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few
minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

[AP Panther Fan]

Yet another smart guy........

Guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all
the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,
the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on
the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he
refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber
said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he
didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license
out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over,
and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the
bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier
promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber
that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

ok AP Panther Fan - I now have tea sprayed all over the front of my computer screen.............. Thanks for the belly laugh

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
ok AP Panther Fan - I now have tea sprayed all over the front of my computer screen.............. Thanks for the belly laugh

Your welcome!

Don't take a drink because here are a few more intelligent examples of the male species.

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a
car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and
told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and
wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was
arrested.

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Oklahoma City

Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store
in a district court when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district
attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending
himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber.
Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, "I should of
blown your (expletive) head off." The defendant paused, then quickly
added, "if I'd been the one that was there." The jury took 20 minutes
to convict Newton and recommended a 30 year sentence.


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A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
moved, the startled first bandit shot him.