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    Default So far im winning

    well tied. Four of us in the office is having a contest to see who can go the longest without going to the bathroom. One guy is out and theres 3 of us left! Man, this is gonna be easy money. Already took their money when they bet I couldnt drink a 16 oz cup of pancake syrup. Suckers!

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    for some reason unbeknownce to me... the movie Clerks just popped into my head.

    "...I never wanna see you cry... and I never wanna tell her lies..."

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    Boy is fbmom gonna be mad at you G2 if you are wearing her underwear again and you lose....

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    Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
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    unbeknownst...nice try though....I had to look it up!
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    Originally posted by Bullaholic
    Boy is fbmom gonna be mad at you G2 if you are wearing her underwear again and you lose....
    what if hes wearing her underwear and cant hold it any more and really has to go....and does....

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    G, this is even better than that bet you made with that farmer at the Oak Cafe in Lone Oak. Who says you can't cut hay while wearing biker shorts from Wal-Mart!

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    Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
    unbeknownst...nice try though....I had to look it up!
    thanks... i know how to use it... just not spell it .... its easier to be said.

    "...I never wanna see you cry... and I never wanna tell her lies..."

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    Originally posted by jason
    what if hes wearing her underwear and cant hold it any more and really has to go....and does....
    not a pretty picture, jason....i was actually planning on eating today...nevermind

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    Default Re: So far im winning

    Originally posted by Gsquared
    ....Already took their money when they bet I couldnt drink a 16 oz cup of pancake syrup. Suckers!
    it reminded me of the movie "Elf":

    Emily: You like sugar, huh?
    Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
    Emily: Yes.
    Buddy: Then YES!

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    Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
    for some reason unbeknownce to me... the movie Clerks just popped into my head.
    ...and for me, the Seinfeld bet popped into my mind!

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    Originally posted by spiveyrat
    ...and for me, the Seinfeld bet popped into my mind!
    haha....'Master of Your Domain'....greatest single episode of any show ever...

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    G2.....my wife and I are having a contest to see who can go the longest without sex............that was 3 years ago, and if my wife hadn't been ordering something delivered 3 or 4 times a week by UPS, I bet she would lose. Why do I feel like this going to end up like the rest home where they found the skeletal remains of the 1938 "Hide and Seek" contest winner?

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    Originally posted by jason
    haha....'Master of Your Domain'....greatest single episode of any show ever...
    Oh my --- that was a GREAT epidsode... and oh my God - I'm agreeing with Jason... lol

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    Uh oh, ive had three Starbucks and im struggling now. Hey, Bullaholic, me and this girl I dated one time decided to quit smoking, but we only smoked after sex. I totally quit and she was down to two cigs a day

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    Originally posted by Gsquared
    Uh oh, ive had three Starbucks and im struggling now. Hey, Bullaholic, me and this girl I dated one time decided to quit smoking, but we only smoked after sex. I totally quit and she was down to two cigs a day
    reminds me of a story I heard long time ago about the guy and gal on their first date - She asked him if he smoked after sex and he said he didn't know, he never looked down there to see

    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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