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    Default Thursday Humor

    here it goes:


    Dear Miss know-it-all:

    my 60 year old husband is suddenly wearing bikini underwear and gold chains...what's that all about?
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    Dear Stupefied,
    he's pwobabwy jes' going frue the change of wife!


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    Originally posted by gobbler grad
    here it goes:


    Dear Miss know-it-all:

    my 60 year old husband is suddenly wearing bikini underwear and gold chains...what's that all about?
    stupefied

    Dear Stupefied,
    he's pwobabwy jes' going frue the change of wife!


    if this thread changes into a battle of the sexes, I'm outa here! those things get nasty.
    LOL

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    Default Re: Re: Thursday Humor

    Originally posted by pirate44
    if this thread changes into a battle of the sexes, I'm outa here! those things get nasty.
    LOL
    LOL They only get to be nasty because you guys hate to lose.
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    Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
    LOL They only get to be nasty because you guys hate to lose.
    my excuse is that Im from Sinton

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    my excuse is that Im from Sinton
    Oooh - that's even better!
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    Default Re: Re: Re: Thursday Humor

    Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
    LOL They only get to be nasty because you guys hate to lose.

    LOL....and today's mission IS....

    JUST KIDDING!
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    good one Gobbler Fan

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    Two little old ladies were attending a rather long Christmas Eve service at their church.
    One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
    "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."
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    Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
    Two little old ladies were attending a rather long Christmas Eve service at their church.
    One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
    "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    BUTT....it made you grin, didn't it?
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    Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
    BUTT....it made you grin, didn't it?
    i think i was sitting behind that lady in church

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    Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
    BUTT....it made you grin, didn't it?
    you never know...BUTT yes it did!

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    Originally posted by pirate44
    i think i was sitting behind that lady in church
    LOL...hey '44, do you remember what the name of the thread was about the "BIG" guy that had gastric bypass surgery?

    I just saw a follow-up article on-line.
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    Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
    LOL...hey '44, do you remember what the name of the thread was about the "BIG" guy that had gastric bypass surgery?

    I just saw a follow-up article on-line.
    is this it?
    http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthre...hlight=surgery

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    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
    Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"

    "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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