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    A store that sells wives has just opened in Charleston, WV, where a man may
    >go to choose a wife from among many women. The store is comprised of six
    >floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
    >flights.
    >
    >There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a
    >woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
    >except to exit the building. So a man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
    >
    >On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These women have
    >jobs. The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my
    >last girlfriend, but I wonder what's farther up?" So up he goes.
    >
    >The second floor sign reads Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love sports.
    >The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's farther up?"
    >And up he goes again.
    >
    >The third floor sign reads Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports and
    >are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's
    >upstairs?"
    >
    >The fourth floor sign reads Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, are
    >extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man,
    >very tempting. BUT, there must be more farther up!" And again he heads up another
    >flight.
    >
    >The fifth floor sign reads Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, are
    >extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't complain about
    >anything. "Hot Dang! But just think . . . what must be awaiting me further on?" So up
    >to the sixth floor he goes.
    >
    >The sixth floor sign reads Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this
    >floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
    >that men are impossible to please.
    >
    >Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day.


    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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    NSUTrumpet08
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    Man...if there was a store like that that existed...couldn't you just exit the building and come back again or you've already screwed up your chances?

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    Originally posted by NSUTrumpet08
    Man...if there was a store like that that existed...couldn't you just exit the building and come back again or you've already screwed up your chances?
    hhmm I guess you'd back to the end of the line and be # 133,956, 779, 013

    Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?

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