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    spiveyrat
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    Default Speeding joke

    Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22 mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder!" So he Turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

    Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back, wide-eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"

    The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

    "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken."

    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 127."

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    lol....good one!
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    onfirebball05mustang
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    lol, i think i've heard that one as a blonde joke

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