"Life" according to ... Somebody....not real sure who.

[Ranger Mom]

.Since I am not able to 100% verify who the author of this email that I received and decided to post on the downlow is, I have taken ANY names off. I would hate for someone famous to think I was trying to slander them and put words in their mouth!!

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of
anything except numbers.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70%of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. It would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!. My father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry a$$ if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the order" freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack his/her little butt when necessary and say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries!


I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African Americans"?

Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and no where else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough! GET OVER IT!!! WAKE UP WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO WAKE UP TO

[sealy#23]

Amen....

[TXMike]

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[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by TXMike
I don't want to address the specific comments but as for the sourse of the material....the same thing has been attributed to Andy Rooney, Ted Nugent, George Carlin and who knows who else but the true author is yet to be found, far as I know.

Oh well....then I agree with ALL of them!!

[CheerMom]

[smustangs]

took the words right out of my mouth all of that is so true

[Astrosdawg07]

Originally posted by TXMike
I don't want to address the specific comments but as for the sourse of the material....the same thing has been attributed to Andy Rooney, Ted Nugent, George Carlin and who knows who else but the true author is yet to be found, far as I know.

Who cares who it's by, they are all right for that matter.

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

that was well written. someone should get the nobel prize for standing up for what is right.

[TXMike]

Originally posted by Astrosdawg07
Who cares who it's by, they are all right for that matter.

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[Leopards,class of 75]

Well said, very good and I agree with all of it to R.M. Thanks for posting this!

[HighSchool Fan]

Originally posted by TXMike
If it is not important who it is by then folks should just post it as their own thoughts without trying to enhance its "credibility" by attributing it to some one famous.

I'm sure RM wasn't trying to enhance anything, she just posted what she read. And on something like this, it doesn't matter who said it. It just good that someone said it.

[Astrosdawg07]

Originally posted by HighSchool Fan
I'm sure RM wasn't trying to enhance anything, she just posted what she read. And on something like this, it doesn't matter who said it. It just good that someone said it.

You said exactly what I wanted to say. THanks....

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by TXMike
If it is not important who it is by then folks should just post it as their own thoughts without trying to enhance its "credibility" by attributing it to some one famous.

I guess the next time someone wants to post something that someone else said they should put it like this -

** note** someone said this but I don't want to infringe on anyone's rights so I'll just leave all names off.

lol Jeez.......

[TXMike]

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[Ranger Mom]

Well as long as Foxworthy doesn't read the 3adownlow...hopefully I will be in the clear as far as a lawsuit goes!!

Geez.....didn't realize I needed a disclaimer here!!