Job Perfomance Reviews

[HighSchool Fan]

True comments from actual employee performance reviews

"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere but only out of morbid curiosity."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This employee is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there."

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."

"Donated her brain to science before she was done using it."

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

[LH Panther Mom]

Darn it! Why didn't you share these with me when I was still supervising & could've used them? Several of these folks used to work under me.

[Old Green]

I just had mine a few weeks ago. I did pretty good.

[HighSchool Fan]

ttt

[CHS_CG]

Which one of these is urs??

[District303aPastPlayer]

i just had mine about a week ago... WOOHOO fo raises!