Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her
sorority sister she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State.
She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar B Que, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a cowboy.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that mesquite, oh so good!! The taste is unbelievable!!"
"And I went to a real rodeo..talk about athletes - these guys wrestle real full-grown bulls - like in Spain! Except they ride a horse out at full gallop, then jump off the horses and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground. It is incredible!"
They then asked, Well tell us, did you have sex with a cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry around in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
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01-14-2005, 10:31 AM #1All-American
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01-14-2005, 10:33 AM #2All-American
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01-14-2005, 10:38 AM #3All-American
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That's a good one!!!
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01-14-2005, 11:13 AM #5All-American
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funny stuff
"...I never wanna see you cry... and I never wanna tell her lies..."
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01-14-2005, 11:19 AM #6Moderator
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good one Ranger Mom......
Isn't it strange that after a bombing everyone blames the Crazy Azz bomber(s), but after a shooting the problem is the gun?
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01-14-2005, 12:48 PM #7All-American
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Too funny!
~Not keeping her opinion to herself since Oct. 2002~
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01-14-2005, 12:57 PM #8HornetMomGuest
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01-14-2005, 12:58 PM #9All-American
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thats a good one. everything IS bigger in texas huh?
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01-14-2005, 03:17 PM #10onfirebball05mustangGuest
good one, RM! Everything is bigger in Texas eh? haha.
When i first saw this thread, the Geezinslaws came to mind lol (by the way-does anybody have those song lyrics? i can't seem to find em)
