Runaway Husband

[venomous tat2]

This middle age man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red porshe. So he decided to take his new porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day.

He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming towards him. He decided he and his new porsche would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 and then 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.

The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, i could go to jail for this, " so he pulled over.

The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "it has been a long day and i am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me i will let you go."

So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when i saw you chasing me i thought you were trying to bring her back. "The officer looked atthe man and said, "Have a nice day."

[CheerMom]

That was a good one!!

[Phantom Stang]

An oldie but still funny!