Happy Humpday

[Gsquared]

Boudreaux staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Thibodeaux. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Clotile.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Boudreaux sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.

He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Boudreaux woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Clotile staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Boudreaux?" Boudreaux said, "Mer chais, why you say such a mean thing?" "Well," Clotile said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly .. it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror.

[gobbler grad]

good one .....

[LH Panther Mom]

That was great, G2!

[onfirebball05mustang]

nice one, g2!
Happy Hump Day Everybody!!!

[pirate44]

we get to celebrate "Hump Day" again? Gosh, it seems like we just did that only a week ago. i have got to get my employer to recognize that holiday so i can have the day off.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by pirate44
we get to celebrate "Hump Day" again? Gosh, it seems like we just did that only a week ago. i have got to get my employer to recognize that holiday so i can have the day off.

Good idea, I might check with mine too!

[Bullaholic]

Here's another Boudreaux joke G2.....


Boudreaux was fishing in the bayou one day when he was about 10 years old and he saw the local priest riding on a horse down the bayou bank on the opposite side waiting to cross. The priest yelled at Boudreaux---"Hey my son, can you be telling me where there is a shallow crossing place so my horse and I do not get wet?" Boudreaux replied--"Oh yes father--there is a shallow place not 20 feet down the bank towards me where you can cross just fine." The priest rode his horse and proceeded to attempt to cross the bayou at that point, and "kasploosh"----the priest, horse, and all went completely under the water with only his hat left floating on top of the water. The priest came abruptly to the surface, swam to the opposite shore, ran up to Boudreaux and yelled---"My son, how come it is that you lied to your priest about a safe, shallow, crossing place in this bayou?
Boudreaux replied---"Father, I can't explain it---not 20 minutes ago I saw a little duck with legs not 3 inches long walk right across there."

[CheerMom]

That was great!! Happy Hump Day everybody!!

[Rabbit'93]

Happy Hump Day everyone. Today is my Friday so I'm getting ready for the weekend.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Here's another Boudreaux joke G2.....


Boudreaux was fishing in the bayou one day when he was about 10 years old and he saw the local priest riding on a horse down the bayou bank on the opposite side waiting to cross. The priest yelled at Boudreaux---"Hey my son, can you be telling me where there is a shallow crossing place so my horse and I do not get wet?" Boudreaux replied--"Oh yes father--there is a shallow place not 20 feet down the bank towards me where you can cross just fine." The priest rode his horse and proceeded to attempt to cross the bayou at that point, and "kasploosh"----the priest, horse, and all went completely under the water with only his hat left floating on top of the water. The priest came abruptly to the surface, swam to the opposite shore, ran up to Boudreaux and yelled---"My son, how come it is that you lied to your priest about a safe, shallow, crossing place in this bayou?
Boudreaux replied---"Father, I can't explain it---not 20 minutes ago I saw a little duck with legs not 3 inches long walk right across there."

Good one !!!

[Bullaholic]

Thanks G2---Here's a pic of the statue dedicated to one of my old girlfriends who went off to the big city and got famous.....

[onfirebball05mustang]

ouch, that's just a little sad....

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Thanks G2---Here's a pic of the statue dedicated to one of my old girlfriends who went off to the big city and got famous.....

Wow, wonder what she got famous for Bull?

[BHKrystal06]

Happy Humpday ya'll...