A couple of Redneck deer hunters in the rural south are out in the woods deer hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, I'm sure he's dead, now what?"
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Thread: Joke, not really funny
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01-11-2005, 01:01 PM #1All-American
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Joke, not really funny
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01-11-2005, 01:09 PM #2onfirebball05mustangGuest
an oldie but a goodie....where's Bubba Joe for this one? jk
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01-11-2005, 01:37 PM #3All-American
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hahaha, that is so wrong. i bet bubba jow would enjoy that one.
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01-11-2005, 02:20 PM #4All-American
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Ive got a few co workers id like to go huntin with
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01-11-2005, 02:23 PM #5All-American
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G2 what happened to our kick butt twinkie sig??
~Not keeping her opinion to herself since Oct. 2002~
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01-11-2005, 02:24 PM #6All-American
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Still workin on it. Found one but lookin for another oneOriginally posted by CHS_CG
G2 what happened to our kick butt twinkie sig??
