10. Every Matt you meet in the DFW area makes you wonder if that was Matthew328.
9. You see topics like "old downlow vs. new downlow" and understand them.
8. After your computer crashes, you buy a new one because the craving becomes unbearable.
7. You stay up 2-4 hours longer than you normally would cuz someone has a 'cool topic' going.
6. You start making topics like, "Signs you spend too much time on the 'low'.
5. You start to follow 4A and 2A teams you never before would follow because you've talked to many of their townfolk who moved up or down.
4. You look up words like "Hupernikomen" and "Sans" because you weren't exactly sure what they were.
3. You go to a "meet and greet" and realize NOONE looks like you thought they would. When you talk to them, you also realize they are some of the coolest folks around.
2. When your boss asks for a productivity report, you turn in, "Last month we had 4.9 speed, but now we are at 4.7 speed."
1. You respond to a friend's good joke by actually saying, "LOL lol LOL!" instead of laughing...
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