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    ...what's up with that commercial with the old man and his trumpet music blaring from his iphone by the pool?.....then he climbs up to the diving board, looks down at some young chick to make sure she's lookin'.....and jumps off spread eagle.....good thing one of his nuts didn't slip out of his shorts!!.........that gal could be his granddaughter!......C'MON MAN!........

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    ....so I'm watchin' this Viagra or Cialis commercial or whatever it is.......ya know, the one where you never see the dude's face and only the girl......it looks like they're packin' for a trip somewhere and you see a hand placing a "single pack" in the small luggage....let me get this straight: He's goin' on a trip...probably the Bahamas or something......and he only packed ONE pill???..............I predict that relationship will not end well.......C'MON MAN!..........

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    ...so I was having breakfast at the
    Hampton in durant,ok Friday morning..there were about 6 old fellas (easily in their 80's) at a table exchanging war stories....minutes later I hear one of them blurt out, "i wish slavery was still legal, i' d buy me a slave!".......i almost choked on a bagel....that ol geezer wasn't jokin'........thought to myself, "and they call this the greatest generation?"......C'MON MAN.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cam View Post
    ...so I was having breakfast at the
    Hampton in durant,ok Friday morning..there were about 6 old fellas (easily in their 80's) at a table exchanging war stories....minutes later I hear one of them blurt out, "i wish slavery was still legal, i' d buy me a slave!".......i almost choked on a bagel....that ol geezer wasn't jokin'........thought to myself, "and they call this the greatest generation?"......C'MON MAN.....
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    I'll bite...so I guess they were born in the 30's.....

    Now your assignment is to watch the CBS nightly news from 5:30 to 6:00 each night for the next 5 days (Mon thru Fri) and tell me what they will be saying in 50 or 60 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BwdLion73 View Post
    I'll bite...so I guess they were born in the 30's.....

    Now your assignment is to watch the CBS nightly news from 5:30 to 6:00 each night for the next 5 days (Mon thru Fri) and tell me what they will be saying in 50 or 60 years.
    I can't watch CBS....they're the same folks who started the rumor that NASA was sending a Mars-like rover to planet Kolob......then they started the argument that planet Kolob is really a star and not a planet!!!..and let's face it......only Danny White knows for sure!!!!.....

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