Republican Convention......

[Blue42]

Why are Conservative ladies hotter than Liberal?

That is spot on, also look at FOX network women vrs MSNBC women.

[Cam]

.....late edition to tonight's convention......Muttley!

[Cam]

That is spot on, also look at FOX network women vrs MSNBC women.

.......nevermind all that crap!......Monterrey, Nuevo Leon weather gal Yanet takes the cake!



....I wonder if Trump would let her come over illegally?.........I'll bet no dude in Monterrey could tell you what the weather will be like the next day!...

[Cam]

.....Jerry Falwell Jr. needs to shave.......would look 10 years younger.......

......did he just say yo mama?.......

....leave Chelsea outta this!.....

[Cam]

holy crap....it's Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio!...he's one tough sumbitch!....he's just bitter ever since he was 12 when some little Honduran farm worker whooped his arse outside the 5 and Dime store!.................I think he's slightly drunk......or he went to the dentist today....talk right you ol fart!.......saying terrorists are coming over the border!.....I didn't know Timothy McVeigh came from Mexico!!!......build that wall!....build that wall!....build that wall!....I'm startin' a concrete company in south Texas!!.....or maybe not.....

[Cam]

.....ohhhhh....my wife just corrected me.....McVeigh was his middle name!.....it's Timothy McVeigh De La Garza!!!!.......

[Cam]

....I want Van Jones glasses.....

[Cam]

...does Anderson Cooper bleach his hair?......

[Cam]

Rumors are Trump will reveal he has an illegitimate son tonight......we all know Ivanka.....and tonight he will introduct Willy Wonka Trump!!!

[Cam]

oh wow...it's the guy from The Ohio State University who was playing Pokemon Go the other night........

[Cam]

.....is it football season yet?.....

......this is all Greendawg's fault!.....

[Cam]

Rep. Marsha Blackburn speakin'.....her metallic lookin' dress was made from borrowed material taken from the Roswell UFO crash.......

....did she really just use "Git Er Done"?........even Larry the Cable Guy hates that phrase!......

[Cam]

....Ivanka's teeth are too dang white!......

[Cam]

get on with it Marsha.....people are lookin' bored.......that sumbitch was barely clappin'!....throw his arse out!.....

[Cam]

no no...thank you Marsha.....for gettin' off the stage!.......oh crap!.....another blondie......who's this?.....Governor Mary Fallin.....she talks like Reba!......dang Oklahoman!....there she goes.....the only time she'll ever talk about black folks......get those votes!!.....
She just said she's the first female governor of Oklahoma......and nobody really cares!!.......talk fast darlin'.....you're losin' the crowd......



.....this convention is all Greendawg's fault!......