Women?

[pancho villa]

One wish....
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish. A wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes, God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

I don't understand Ms Villa cooks, cleans, washes clothes, mows, trims, vacuums, dusts, and all with no complaints. And still finds time to go to work?

[Old Timer]

You're one lucky hombre! My wife doesn't even have time to shave her legs anymore!!!

[zebrablue2]

You're one lucky hombre! My wife doesn't even have time to shave her legs anymore!!!

[regaleagle]

Pancho, all I can say is I'm glad my wife and I did so much together thru the years. She passed early of illness in her mid 50's and I lost my life partner and best friend. I sure do wish I had her with me everyday now. They're hard to live with sometimes, but I'd give anything to have her with me the rest of my lifetime. I reckon I'll meet back up with her in the hereafter, and that will be one joyous occasion. So here's to women, esp. the one you want to be with for a lifetime.