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    God decided to come down from heaven and walk among His people for a day.
    As He walked along, God came upon a man who was crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I am blind and I have never seen a sunset".
    God put His hands upon the mans eyes and said, "Go now and see". The man was cured.
    As God walked further down the road, He came upon another man who was crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I have difficulty breathing and cannot run and play with my child."
    God hugged the man and said, "Go now and play with your child."
    The man ran down the road with a smile on his face.
    As God walked a little further down the road He came upon a third man who was sitting on a bench and was also crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I am a high school band director."
    God sat beside the man and weeped with him.
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    God decided to come down from heaven and walk among His people for a day.
    As He walked along, God came upon a man who was crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I am blind and I have never seen a sunset".
    God put His hands upon the mans eyes and said, "Go now and see". The man was cured.
    As God walked further down the road, He came upon another man who was crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I have difficulty breathing and cannot run and play with my child."
    God hugged the man and said, "Go now and play with your child."
    The man ran down the road with a smile on his face.
    As God walked a little further down the road He came upon a third man who was sitting on a bench and was also crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I am a high school Standaround Sponser."
    God sat beside the man and weeped with him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pancho villa View Post
    God decided to come down from heaven and walk among His people for a day.
    As He walked along, God came upon a man who was crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I am blind and I have never seen a sunset".
    God put His hands upon the mans eyes and said, "Go now and see". The man was cured.
    As God walked further down the road, He came upon another man who was crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I have difficulty breathing and cannot run and play with my child."
    God hugged the man and said, "Go now and play with your child."
    The man ran down the road with a smile on his face.
    As God walked a little further down the road He came upon a third man who was sitting on a bench and was also crying.
    He asked the man, "Why do you weep?"
    The man answered, "I am a high school Standaround Sponser."
    God sat beside the man and weeped with him.
    Nice edit
    Once a Bulldog, Always a Bulldog

    Sweeny All Time Record 514-305-28

    GATA - A Sweeny Tradition Since 1980

    1944, 45, 46, 47, 48, 60, 61, 66, 67, 82, 83, 84, 86, 88, 89, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 2000, 01, 05, 06, 08, 09, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21

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