All the dirtwater boys are all excited today cause they leave Thursday to go to waco. HOW GAY!
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01-10-2011, 10:52 AM #1All-American
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Waco dirt waterer convention
Last edited by pancho villa; 01-10-2011 at 11:03 AM.
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01-10-2011, 10:55 AM #2All-American
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Don't hold back Pancho! Tell us how you really feel about "stand around"
BTW, I do enjoy baseball myself but have know many a coach who didn't
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01-10-2011, 10:55 AM #3Starter
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I personally cannot wait for session number 1...Entitled "How to keep grass out of your dirt, and dirt out of your grass."
Followed by session 2, "dirt waterers unite!"
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01-10-2011, 10:59 AM #4All-American
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You need to go to the class. Chalking a straight line in my tight pants 101
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01-10-2011, 11:02 AM #5All-American
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How to look cool in my Oakleys 102
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01-10-2011, 11:06 AM #6Starter
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ive already got those two down.
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01-10-2011, 11:09 AM #7All-American
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Don't forget: Fashion 102: Pullovers, hair gel, and you.
When I hear someone say "Im not book smart, Im street smart"; what I really hear is "Im not real smart, Im pretend smart".
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01-10-2011, 11:11 AM #8All-American
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Our two assastant standaround sponsers were talking today about how they can't wait to touch their new fungos. GAY!
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01-10-2011, 11:13 AM #9All-American
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Don't forget about girl talk at the break out sessions, and the giant make out party at the social later that night.
When I hear someone say "Im not book smart, Im street smart"; what I really hear is "Im not real smart, Im pretend smart".
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01-10-2011, 11:13 AM #10Starter
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yep., we got some new balls too. nice and shiny and never been touched.
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01-10-2011, 11:14 AM #11All-American
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That definitely won't last long.Originally posted by baseballcoach13
nice and shiny and never been touched.When I hear someone say "Im not book smart, Im street smart"; what I really hear is "Im not real smart, Im pretend smart".
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01-10-2011, 11:17 AM #12All-American
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All our standaround sponsers are bringing their Oakleys to the convention. So they can stare at each others packages without each other knowing.
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01-10-2011, 11:17 AM #13All-American
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Since when do they not want each other knowing?Originally posted by pancho villa
All our standaround sponsers are bringing their Oakleys to the convention. So they can stare at each others packages without each other knowing.When I hear someone say "Im not book smart, Im street smart"; what I really hear is "Im not real smart, Im pretend smart".
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01-10-2011, 11:24 AM #14All-American
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My Bad!Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Since when do they not want each other knowing?
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01-10-2011, 11:27 AM #15All-American
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Our asst. dirtwarter sponser is 5' 3" ,weighs 300lbs, and wears medium pants. it should be aginst the rules to have them numbnut sponsers wear uni's during games.
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