Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life:

[lostaussie]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

[LoboesWT]

Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

Or have a woman named CYBIL with Multiple Personalites

[AP Panther Fan]

We used to have men vs women joke threads. You guys were never really very good at it.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

lol

If #5 happens there will be LOTS of dolphin flogging.

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by SintonFan
lol

If #5 happens there will be LOTS of dolphin flogging.

And zero Storking!!!!

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by RoyceTTU
And zero Storking!!!!

Do you know what "dolphin flogging" is?

[GrTigers6]

Originally posted by lostaussie
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

Thats hilarious.
Although if they did know each other and they were cool about it ........

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by SintonFan
Do you know what "dolphin flogging" is?

chicken choking?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
chicken choking?

lol
You remember...

[waterboy]

Originally posted by SintonFan
lol
You remember...

Remember? Did he ever stop, is the question!

[RoyceTTU]

Originally posted by SintonFan
Do you know what "dolphin flogging" is?

Its a condition that causes harry palms

[Ernest T Bass]

I heard it'll make you go blind.

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
I heard it'll make you go blind.

I don't think he can see this well enough to read it........

[95mustang]

Originally posted by waterboy
I don't think he can see this well enough to read it........

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by waterboy
Remember? Did he ever stop, is the question!

what are you saying? come again?