Amazing Corporate mergers

[Old Cardinal]

Subject: Companies Merging


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> Companies Merging
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> Times are tough, so many companies are contemplating mergers
> and acquisitions. Here are a few to keep an eye on:
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> FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS.
> (The new company will be called Farewell Honeychild)
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> POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS, and KEEBLER.
> (The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)
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> W.R. GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO, MARY KAY COSMETICS, and
> HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS.
> (The new company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)
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> 3M and GOODYEAR.
> (The new company will be called MMM Good)
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> JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE.
> (The new company will be called Deere Abi)
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> HONEYWELL, IMASCO, and HOME OIL.
> (The new company will be called Honey Im Home)
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> DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE, and METAL MINING.
> (The new company will be called Mine All Mine)
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> KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN.
> (The new company will be called Knott NOW)
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> ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO, and DAKOTA MINING.
> (The new company will be Zip Audi Do-Da)
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> MOTOROLA and ENRON.
> (The new company will be called Moron)
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