Let me see if i got this right

[Pick6]

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE US. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
* AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
*

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

[LE Dad]

Originally posted by Pick6
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE US. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
* AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
*

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

I am sure that you missed something, but with a list that long I am not for sure what.

[waterboy]

[piratebg]

Originally posted by Pick6
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT:

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE US. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRYS FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DONT GET ENOUGH RESPECT
* AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
*

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

Looks about right to me.

[Looking4number8]

That may be true, but I still prefer our system over any of the other goverments mentioned! I think I will stick it out here and just keep on paying my taxes and be thankfull!

[Bullaholic]

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/04/28/ari...ex.html?hpt=C1

[DDBooger]

LOL Cause those countries and America are comparable. Let me find dictatorial nations ran by terrible regimes and compare them to the U.S.

[big daddy russ]

Let me see if I've got this right:

North Korea- Communist Dictatorship
Iran- Theocracy (Islamic Republic)
Afghanistan- Theocracy, if anything (Islamic Republic)
Saudi Arabia- Religious Monarchy
China- Communist Republic
Venezuela- Federal Democracy (with a huge centralization of power in the Executive Branch... A constitution that is barely a decade old, pushed through by President Hugo Chavez, which increased Presidential terms to six years with no term limits)
Cuba- Communist Dictatorship



Just figured I'd point that out as the models of government we're trying to follow in this example.

[pirate4state]

HaHa

[Pick6]

Originally posted by pirate4state
HaHa

I'm hoping you found the humor in it that I did.

[NateDawg39]

I wish all people could enjoy the freedoms I enjoy on a daily basis.

I also wish we all could get along and countries like Iran, Cuba and North Korea were friendly places to visit.

However....I do not see this happening in my lifetime. So until then I will be a proud Texan, who shuns people who hire illegal aliens for cheap, who allow our fellow Americans to be fear mongered into letting them cross through their land and I will cuss (under my breath) at the ignorant dogmatic narrow minded buffoons who sit in their offices in Virginia and D.C. collecting votes and money from the things they swear to protect us against.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Pick6
I'm hoping you found the humor in it that I did.

Probably not. I find humor in the fact that yall like to beat yalls heads up against the same wall daily.

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by Pick6
I'm hoping you found the humor in it that I did.

Knowing P4S, she's likely laughing at you, not with you!

She's wicked! LOL

[Keith7]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
Let me see if I've got this right:

North Korea- Communist Dictatorship
Iran- Theocracy (Islamic Republic)
Afghanistan- Theocracy, if anything (Islamic Republic)
Saudi Arabia- Religious Monarchy
China- Communist Republic
Venezuela- Federal Democracy (with a huge centralization of power in the Executive Branch... A constitution that is barely a decade old, pushed through by President Hugo Chavez, which increased Presidential terms to six years with no term limits)
Cuba- Communist Dictatorship



Just figured I'd point that out as the models of government we're trying to follow in this example.

I think we should send the conservatives to these countries so they can finally have their way!

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by NateDawg39
I will cuss (under my breath) at the ignorant dogmatic narrow minded buffoons who sit in their offices in Virginia and D.C. collecting votes and money from the things they swear to protect us against.

Like being rounded up for Color! right on buddy!