inner peace

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04-07-2005, 11:18 AM
pirate44

inner peace

this is an email i received from a former co-worker. i thought the women here who enjoy Dr. Phil could appreciate it.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle
of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those
you feel are in need of inner peace
04-07-2005, 01:18 PM
spiveyrat

Re: inner peace

Quote:

Originally posted by pirate44
this is an email i received from a former co-worker. i thought the women here who enjoy Dr. Phil could appreciate it.

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle
of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those
you feel are in need of inner peace

After all that, I think some "inner pieces" might be coming back up! :eek:
04-07-2005, 01:21 PM
SPF25

thats funny!:clap: :thumbsup:
04-07-2005, 01:54 PM
pirate44

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Originally posted by SPF25
thats funny!:clap: :thumbsup:

and to think we just opened that bottle of Kahlua last nite. you know i hate Dr. Phil, but the guy does have wisdom.
04-07-2005, 02:05 PM
District303aPastPlayer

Quote:

Originally posted by pirate44
and to think we just opened that bottle of Kahlua last nite. you know i hate Dr. Phil, but the guy does have wisdom.

i sold it to you :)
04-07-2005, 02:39 PM
onfirebball05mustang

some inner peace is definitely needed...i'm not sure if that's quite the kind that i'm looking for right now, but thanks for the suggestion!:)
04-07-2005, 03:32 PM
Bandera YaYa

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Originally posted by pirate44
and to think we just opened that bottle of Kahlua last nite. you know i hate Dr. Phil, but the guy does have wisdom.

Now you are talking my kind of fun...Kahlua is YUM !!!!!! :D
04-07-2005, 03:37 PM
pirate44

Quote:

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
i sold it to you :)

you sold me the mix last night. it would be nice if HEB sold liquor though. i wouldnt have to go into those spooky stores. lol. by the way, you made a friend when you gave Mikey that sticker. its funny how children can be amused by such simple things. thanx.