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SWMustang
10-21-2009, 09:21 PM
When I first heard about the story, I thought the chick he cheated on his wife with is probably a really attractive 22 year old. Boy was I wrong. She's 22 but....

You be the judge.


http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/pattonwb/brookephillips155845--500x380.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/pattonwb/brooke1160517--500x380.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/pattonwb/brook21155847--500x380.jpg
95mustang
10-21-2009, 09:26 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. ;)
OldBison75
10-21-2009, 09:31 PM
Yeah, you ain't seen her in the dark after you've had 10 drinks, and the paper bag slipped off her head. Methinks you have forgotten how easy it is to sometimes think with the wrong part of the anatomy!!!!!!!!!

But, I would have been really hard pressed to explain why she was in my bed if any of my friends saw that one.
Move The Chains
10-21-2009, 09:34 PM
LOL. That's a girl?
SWMustang
10-21-2009, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by OldBison75
Yeah, you ain't seen her in the dark after you've had 10 drinks, and the paper bag slipped off her head. Methinks you have forgotten how easy it is to sometimes think with the wrong part of the anatomy!!!!!!!!!

But, I would have been really hard pressed to explain why she was in my bed if any of my friends saw that one.


They hooked up three seperate times. At some point the beergoggles had to come off.

My experience can be summed up by the great Willie Nelson - I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woke up with a few.
OldBison75
10-21-2009, 09:44 PM
Oh, believe me, I am not at all saying he made a good decision--well a 115 year old cataract patient could see that--just that sometimes there are factors such as alcohol comsumption, testicular pressure, and special talents of the female that make guys do stupid things. BUT--if he was stupid enough to get that three times, I guess she might have a special talent--is her last name ORECK????
Move The Chains
10-21-2009, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by OldBison75
Oh, believe me, I am not at all saying he made a good decision--well a 115 year old cataract patient could see that--just that sometimes there are factors such as alcohol comsumption, testicular pressure, and special talents of the female that make guys do stupid things. BUT--if he was stupid enough to get that three times, I guess she might have a special talent--is her last name ORECK???? Dude. Old Bison. You going into a bit of detail there buddy.
TheDOCTORdre
10-21-2009, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by 95mustang
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. ;)

or as it appears would have to be the case here "in the eyes of the beer holder"...or multiple beer holder
IrishTex
10-21-2009, 10:21 PM
The fact that the chick had on a Navy shirt turned it off for me...

Go Army..
Beat Navy..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YofEljTyB6A
IrishTex
10-21-2009, 10:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWLXNOpIuQk
carter08
10-21-2009, 10:41 PM
maybe she has nice...assets.
rockdale80
10-21-2009, 10:49 PM
Eh...I have done worse.
Move The Chains
10-21-2009, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by carter08
maybe she has nice...assets. The first picture looks like 2 men hugging. I think I even see a mustache. Anything with that amount of testosterone doesn't have nice assets.
DDBooger
10-21-2009, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Move The Chains
The first picture looks like 2 men hugging. I think I even see a mustache. Anything with that amount of testosterone doesn't have nice assets. The 1st picture she looks like the main actor from Road Trip
injuredinmelee
10-22-2009, 11:26 AM
sometimes YOUNG is just what the dr ordered. YOu can train them easier if they havent gotten into bad habits yet... lol
big daddy russ
10-22-2009, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Move The Chains
The first picture looks like 2 men hugging.
Yeah, all I see there is Steve Phillips and some guy who looks like a roadie for Alice in Chains.
Farmersfan
10-22-2009, 02:52 PM
Wow! No need to worry about the "Shallow Men" stereotype getting lost with this group!!!!!

And I would agree that is a Two-Bagger for sure..
injuredinmelee
10-22-2009, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Farmersfan
Wow! No need to worry about the "Shallow Men" stereotype getting lost with this group!!!!!

And I would agree that is a Two-Bagger for sure..

women are the same way us men just choose not to hide it.
Move The Chains
10-22-2009, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by injuredinmelee
women are the same way us men just choose not to hide it. :1popcorn:
BreckTxLonghorn
10-22-2009, 04:03 PM
What do you expect in Bristol, Connecticut?
injuredinmelee
10-22-2009, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn
What do you expect in Bristol, Connecticut?

oh very good point my breck friend, very good point indeed.
Phantom Stang
10-22-2009, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by OldBison75
Methinks you have forgotten how easy it is to sometimes think with the wrong part of the anatomy!!!!!!!!!

Yep!!
The part that's blind doesn't mind!!:D
95mustang
10-22-2009, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Phantom Stang
Yep!!
The part that's blind doesn't mind!!:D

LOL!!!
Gobbla2001
10-22-2009, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by injuredinmelee
women are the same way us men just choose not to hide it.

aint that the truth...
BLACK&GOLD4LIFE
10-22-2009, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Move The Chains
LOL. That's a girl?

haha thats what i thought :eek:
TheDOCTORdre
10-22-2009, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by injuredinmelee
sometimes YOUNG is just what the dr ordered. lol

the DOCTOR would never order that...NEVER
ASUFrisbeeStud
10-22-2009, 11:01 PM
Maybe he likes his women like he likes his chicken, with a little bit of fat on the end, not too much but not too little, just enough to make him grin.
Daddy D 11
10-23-2009, 12:36 PM
I severely enjoyed just reading this thread. haha Steve Phillips!

The Alice in Chains comment had me rolling.