SHSBulldog00
10-17-2009, 01:42 AM
Alabama - Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Arkansas - Literacy Ain’t Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nevada - Prostitutes and Poker!
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney...
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
Texas - Se Hablo Ingles
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!
Arkansas - Literacy Ain’t Everything.
California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Georgia - We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana - We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nevada - Prostitutes and Poker!
New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney...
South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
Texas - Se Hablo Ingles
Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese!