Favorite Movie Lines

[QBKilla]

I figured I would start this thread since we have a Stupid Movies thread. My top two quotes would have to be...

"Your cra...your crazy...I like you...but your crazy."-Will Ferrel (Frank) in Old School

"I got two guns, one for the each of you."-Val Kilmer (Doc Holliday) in Tombstone

I've got plenty more Doc Holliday quotes but thats my favorite.

Go Eagles

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The athlete that works when no one is watching is the athlete that performs when everyone is watching.

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[Ranger Mom]

To keep this on the up and up - I think you need to mention 3A FOOTBALL somewhere in your post!! eek!

[District303aPastPlayer]

"Forrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrrrr"-Squints from the Sandlot

[Ranger Mom]

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

Ferris Bueler's Day Off.

[crzyjournalist03]

"Let's just say men of Farquad's stature are in 'short' supply"
"I don't know Shrek, you know, there are those that think 'little' of him. Shrek says he's compensating for something, and I think that means he has a small..."[cut off by Shrek]

[Old No. 7]

"badges. we don't need no stinking badges." Blazing Saddles.

[jason]

(singing)'I feel pretty, oh so pretty...I feel pretty and witty and gay' --Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson in Anger Management

[Old No. 7]

"you want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain . Let me see your finger.....". Major Pagne

That movie cracks me up.

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[QBKilla]

"Ba deep, ba deep, ba deep, whats so funny porky, you find a piece of candy in yo' pocket?"- Major Payne

[3afan]

"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy" - Josey Wales

[bulldogvet85]

once it hits your lips its just so good--- old school

[Old No. 7]

"It's a funny thing about that little white spec on top of chicken sh..Well, that little white spec, is chicken sh.. too." Pure Country

[CatWoman]

3afan:
"Dyin' aint much of a livin', boy" - Josey WalesAlso Josey Wales - "You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"

"I'm too tired to think about it today, I'll think about it tomorrow" - Scarlet O'Hara "Gone with the Wind"

[cant stop me]

were all goin streaking... will ferrel old school

[bulldogvet85]

dont take life so seriously, you'll never get out alive.

remember my credo timmy: dont be a fool stay in school.

Thats not a bong......its for my sch***g!!!!!

Van wilder

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[Old No. 7]

"I don't understand big Dan". Soggy bottom boys

[bulldogvet85]

hey snoop....snoopaloop. old school

[BulldogGrl64]

"Good mooning fellas, good mooning! I have been up since the crack of dawn, and I have to a** you a question." Varsity Blues

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[Cat22]

"fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your john brown hind parts, and then you will run a mile" - Remember The Titans

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[QBKilla]

"Worrying is like a rocking chair, its gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere. Write that down."-Van Wilder

"I'll be your huckleberry."-Doc Holliday in Tombstone

"You're my boy blue!"-Frank in Old School

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[bulldogvet85]

"Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank, Frank the Tank."

"You know it, YOOOU KNOW IT!!!" old school

[Bellville22]

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game... it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again. Oh, people will come, Ray, people will most definately come."

-- James Earl Jones, Field of Dreams

I get chills everytime I hear that part of the movie.

[Phil C]

I'll be Back! - Arnold in the Terminator

What we got here is failure to comunicate. - Cool Hand Luck

That'll Be the Day. John Wayne in the Searchers which also inspired a Buddy Holly song.

You reckon you used enough Dynamite there Butch? Buck Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[QBKilla]

"BLUE! Why is there no ice in my lemonade?! Drop down and give me 10! NOW! GO!"-Frank in Old School

"Honey, do you think KFC is still open?"-Frank in Old School

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[bulldogvet85]

"in three weeks I will be plowing my field, where will you be?" "picture yourself were you wanna be in three weeks thats where you will be" Gladiator

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[QBKilla]

"What did you do? Kill a cheetah?"-Sean William Scott in Roadtrip

"Watch out for those yellow ones, they don't stop."-Buddie the Elf in Elf

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[bulldogvet85]

"which one is it going to be? the red pill or the blue pill?" morphis, The matrix

[QBKilla]

"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick."-Maximus in Gladiator

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[bulldogvet85]

"the things you do today will forever echo in eternity." maximus-Gladiator

[shellman54]

"Say hallo to ma li'l friend" Scarface

[bulldogvet85]

"I dont pretend to be a man of the people, senator. But I do try to be a man for the people." Gracchus

[bulldogvet85]

"Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me queer giraffes. I want my money back"
Gladiator

[HURDA72]

First you get the money,
then when you get the money you get the power,
then when you get the power then you get the women. SCARFACE
You *uck with me yo *uck with the best.
SCARFACE
You wana waste my time okay i call my lawer his
the best lawyer in miami hes such a good lawyer
that buy tomorrow morning you going to be working in alaska so dress warm.
SCARFACE
"Dont think you are, know you are"
The Matrix
What you think I am huh a *ucking worm like you I told you already i told you dont *uck with me no but you wouldnt listen.
SCARFACE

[bulldogvet85]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next" Maximus---Gladiator

[bulldogvet85]

Maximus Decimus Meridius: "I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back." once again gladiator

[bulldogvet85]

"If your granny lives in bingville you better tell her to move cuz the coyotes are comin to burn her house down." Stubby Stud Daddy Tanner, Varsity Blues

[bulldogvet85]

Mitch: "Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?"
Cab Driver: "I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat." old school

[keep_it_real]

Manelo, choot dat piece o'chit. SCARFACE

Hey tough guy, where did you get that scar? Eating p*$$y? SCARFACE

Knock knock knock......hello, is strawberry home?
Nah Daves not here... Strawberry it's me man open up...
nah Daves not here...... CHEEH AND CHONG up in smoke

Hi Im Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass....

[bulldogvet85]

"Either I'm going to bleed to death or die of boredom." charlie suicide kings

"I thought we were gonna be playing poker here, not kidnapping Don Corleone." Ira suicide kings

[Old No. 7]

I keep seeing lines from "old school". Is it a new release? I have not heard of it.

[bulldogvet85]

Old No. 7:
I keep seeing lines from "old school". Is it a new release? I have not heard of it.its recently new its been out on video for a few months now it good you should watch it.

[Old No. 7]

bulldogvet85:

Old No. 7:
I keep seeing lines from "old school". Is it a new release? I have not heard of it.its recently new its been out on video for a few months now it good you should watch it.Thanks, I'll try to rent it this weekend.

[bulldogvet85]

"You guys are pro's, the best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino, of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the f***ing desert!" Reuben- oceans eleven

"I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French." turk malloy- oceans eleven

"Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God d**n hippy." Reuben- oceans eleven

[bulldogvet85]

"You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us." jim- american pie

[shellman54]

oo, Veronica Vaughn!! soooo, hot!! want to touch the hiney!! aarrooooo!!!

Billy Madison

[bulldogvet85]

" this is the tom green show its not the green tom show. This is my favorite show because it is my show." Tom Green, The Tom Green Show

[bulldogvet85]

"Look, we cousins and everything, but don't be hooking me up with the *little* sister that's bigger than the *big* sister!"
Craig Jones, next friday

"Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "Damn," "S**t," and "That is whack." Malik- Not another teen movie

[bulldogvet85]

Spanish: Damn, I don't wanna end up workin' at Red Lobster!
Frat Brother: You already work at Red Lobster.
Spanish: Yea, well its part time...d**k.

Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time. OLD SCHOOL AGAIN BABY

[cunbed10]

Come on Cletis, naw Come on Cletis,Come on Cletis, "You gon walk over here, but you limping back." Dinner Table seen Nutty Professor.

[cunbed10]

We're not falling for the banana in the tailpipe trick. Eddie Murphy Beverly Hills Cop.

[crazy3afan]

bulldogvet85:
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next" Maximus---Gladiatorthis was an awesome line...one of the best quotes...i couldn't remember how it went..nice job bulldogvet85

[bulldogvet85]

yeah it is prolly one of my most favorite hard to memorize I watch it alot though.

[Ranger Mom]

How 'bout...a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? - Weird Science

[FootballFan03]

"I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"
Pulp Fiction

[BigChamp05]

YOUR MY BOY BLUE!!!!
-Old School

[keep_it_real]

HERE IS AN INSPIRATIONAL BEFORE A FOOTBALL GAME THIS ONE IS ONE OF THE BEST FROM ROCKY IV.......

MAybe your right Adrian, maybe I cant win, maybe all I can do is take everything he's got.......
but to beat me,....... he's gonna have to kill me. Rocky

[keep_it_real]

some more rocky this is from rocky III....

Mr. T (Clubber Lang) HEY WOMAN, HEY WOMAN..... I bet you sit at home at night wondreing what its like to have a real man, I tell you what why don't you bring your pretty little self down to my apartment tonight and Ill show you a real man!

ok 1 more Rocky I this time......

Mickey talking to Rocky..

"GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH! Cause Mickey loves you...."

[98Eagle]

"It's time to put the women and children to bed and go looking for f*****g dinner." Joe Kane, The Program

[slpybear the bullfan]

"I'll only be 82!"

-Delmer

O' Brother where art thou!

[jason]

shellman54:
oo, Veronica Vaughn!! soooo, hot!! want to touch the hiney!! aarrooooo!!!

Billy Madisonlol

[grtigerchick]

This is a great movie...

Iniego: Visinni, he can... fuss
Fezzi: Fuss, fuss... and then he like to scream...at us
Iniego: Probably he means no...hhhaaarrrmmm
Fezzi: He's very very short on...charm
Iniego: Ah, you have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzi: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Visinni: Enough of that!
Iniego: Fezzi, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzi: If there are, we soon be dead!
Visinni: No more rhymes, now I mean it!
Fezzi: Does anybody want a peanut?

The Princess Bride

[20dawgz05]

"my name is (something in spanish) u killed my father prepare to die"...The Princess Bride---if u havent seen this go rent it!!!! NOW

and..

"FOREVER...FOOOOORRRRREEEEVVVVEEEERRR!!!"-Sandlot

[jason]

20dawgz05:
"my name is (something in spanish) u killed my father prepare to die"...The Princess Bride---if u havent seen this go rent it!!!! NOW

and..

"FOREVER...FOOOOORRRRREEEEVVVVEEEERRR!!!"-Sandloti watched 'The Princess Bride' when i was in HS...its pretty good, lots of funny scenes...

[mistanice]

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[PPHSfan]

Woodrow Call: You ever get tired o' loafin' I reckon you can get a job waitin' on tables.

Gus McCrae: Oh, I had a job waitin' tables once. S' on a riverboat. I wasn't no older than Newt, there, but I hadda give it up.

Newt: How come?

Gus McCrae: Well I was, too young and pretty and the whores wouldn't leave me alone.

[sinton66]

Rescued by the rebels and put through their guerilla training camp, present at the training session dealing with poisonous snake bites where he hears you must cut an "x" between the bite marks and suck out the poison, when asked "what do you do?" Woody Allen replies "I don't suck on ANYBODY I haven't known at least two years!"
(Banannas)

[PPHSfan]

From the classic...the Blues Brothers

Jake: (to patrol officer}Hey what's going on?

Patrol Officer: Ah, those bums won their court case, so they are marching today.

Jake: What bums.

Officer: The [censored] Nazi Party.

Elwood: Illionois Nazis?

Jake: I Hate Illinois Nazis! :D

[shellman54]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 20dawgz05:
[QB]"my name is (something in spanish) u killed my father prepare to die"...The Princess Bride---if u havent seen this go rent it!!!! NOW

his name was Indigo Montoya

[football_fanatic]

"Billy, you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Billy, do you like gladiator movies?"

"Billy, you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

"Billy, do you like it when scruffy rubs up and down on your leg"

--All from Airplane

[cunbed10]

what if I eat yo cornbread? Oh Naw motherf@$%^& you can't have my cornbread, and if you try an take my cornbread, part two of my killing spree gon begin in here on yo ass, and that goes for the rest of you farming mother **@#$%&, try and take my cornbread its gon be consequences and reprocutions. Eddie Murphy "Life"

[sinton66]

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire five or six?' Well, to tell the truth, in all the excitement, I forgot, myself. But being this is a 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and could blow your head clean off, Ya gotta ask yourself one question, 'Do I feel lucky?'.......Well, do ya.......PUNK?"

Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry.

[DOGS1]

Pulp Fiction has some of the greatest lines:

Jules: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Marsellus Wallace: "I'm gonna get medieval on your a??."

Vincent Vega: "Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood."

The Wolf: "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

Vincent: "We should have shotguns for this."

Vincent Vega: "That's a pretty fxxxxxg good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fxxxxxg good."

Lance: "You're going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart."
Vincent: "Then what happens?"
Lance: "I'm curious about that myself."

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch Coolidge: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Jules Winnfield: "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

And many more...........

[QBKilla]

The scene is a Frank's wedding with his soon to be wife walking down the aisle and Frank's grooms are standing next to him.

Beanie-You need to run Frank, while your'e still single.
Frank-But I'm not single.
Beanie-She's thirty yards away, your'e still single right now.

Pause

Beanie-Congratulations Frank, you have one vagina for the rest of your life.

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[hound22]

Losers whine about doing their best, winners go home and *uck the prom queen!

Sean Connery
THE ROCK

[CatsDen]

hound22:
Losers whine about doing their best, winners go home and *uck the prom queen!

Sean Connery
THE ROCKfavorite!

[Rabdad]

Ruun Rabbit
Ruuun Rabbit

House of a thousand courpses