Joke of the Day

[SHSBulldog00]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

[IrishTex]

:D :D :D

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[PhiI C]

:D :clap:

[STANG RED]

Oops, I clicked on this joke of the day thread thinking It was the one about Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize.

Carry on.:D