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BILLYFRED0000
09-25-2009, 11:19 AM
A troup of taliban soldiers was walking thru the desert. It was pretty quiet when over the sand dunes they heard

One Texan is worth 10 Taliban.

So the commander got Ten Taliban and sent them over the dunes.

A little fire and noise and then it got real quiet.

1 Texan is worth 100 taliban.

So the commander got fired up and sent 100 troups over with heavy weapons. The noise was raucous and fire and grenades went off and then it tapered off and died and got real quiet.

1 Texan is wort 1000 taliban.

So the commander got really fired up. Sent tanks and 1000 troups. The fires rang artillery was called in and it was loud and long. Then it tapered off and got quiet and a mortally wounded taliban soldier came crawling over the dune. He crawled to the commander and said" Dont go. Its a trap.....


There are two of them.......

haha

LE Dad
09-25-2009, 11:36 AM
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SHSBulldog00
09-25-2009, 11:38 AM
Thanks I needed a laugh today.:) :D

zebrablue2
09-26-2009, 04:49 PM
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IrishTex
09-26-2009, 05:56 PM
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waterboy
09-29-2009, 10:30 AM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif Good one!http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing021.gif