Why is the sky Blue and White?

[Keystonepride]

Because God is a Penn State fan too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVHcUNky_RM

[blowfish]

One foggy night, an Ohio State fan and a Penn State fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Columbus. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Penn State fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Penn State fan walks over to the Buckeye fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Buckeye fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Buckeye fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Nittany Lion fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Nittany Lion fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Nittany Lion fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Buckeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

[blowfish]

One day in an elementary school in State College, PA, a teacher asks her class if the Penn State Nittany Lions are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Ohio State Buckeyes "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan, my mom is a Buckeye fan, I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Penn State fan."

[Keystonepride]

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?” The guy replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6′5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”

[blowfish]

I dont get it! Just joking.... good one.:doh:

[blowfish]

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a Penn State, an Ohio State grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater.

As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal of all. They argued all the way up the mountain, and when they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom.

Not wanting to be out done, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!"

Seeing this, the Ohio State grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Buckeyes!" and pushed the Nittany Lions fan off the side of the mountain.

[blowfish]

Q. What did the Penn State graduate say to the Ohio State graduate?

A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"

[Looking4number8]

Originally posted by Keystonepride
Because God is a Penn State fan too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVHcUNky_RM

Just so you know, the sky is on always Blue but EVERYBODY ALWAYS BLEEDS MAROON!!!

[Keystonepride]

What? Was that a joke to?

[Keystonepride]

Coaches Jim Tressel and Joe Paterno are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Penn State. As they are walking, Jim trips over something in the sand. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genie’s lamp. “Who disturbs me?” asked the genie. Jim and Joe both say they did. “You will each get one wish,” said the genie. Jim offers to go first. “I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Pennsylvanians can ever get in. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!” The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The genie now tells Joe he’ll grant him one wish. Joe says, “Fill it with water.”

[Keystonepride]

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep the store.” But, I’m a OSU graduate,” the young man replied indignantly, “I even played football there!” “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom, I better show you how”.

[Keystonepride]

How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

[STANG RED]

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Lets get our asses back to Texas, where the men are men and they know how to play real football.:D

[garciap77]

Originally posted by STANG RED
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Lets get our asses back to Texas, where the men are men and they know how to play real football.:D

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[blowfish]

Yeah right isnt Texas playing a 3a team tonight on Pay Per View. I think WWE is during halftime.

[LE Dad]

Originally posted by blowfish
Yeah right isnt Texas playing a 3a team tonight on Pay Per View. I think WWE is during halftime. :rolleyes: Texas v Ohio State tonight? And WWE Buckeye fans dream. Lol:clap: :clap:

[Sweetwater Red]

Both of you two will "Hail to the Victors" before the season is over. :thinking: :D

[rockdale80]

Originally posted by blowfish
Yeah right isnt Texas playing a 3a team tonight on Pay Per View. I think WWE is during halftime.


haha...from the team that barely held off Navy. ;)

[OldBison75]

A Ohio State grad and a Nittnay Lion Alum found themselves standing at the urinals in the bathroom side by side. When they finished, the Buckeye grad went to the sink to wash his hands and the Nittany Lion started to leave without washing his hands. The Buckeye said, "At Ohio State they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate." The Nittany Lion smiles and responds, "at Penn State we are real men and were taught not to pee on our hands."

[Keystonepride]

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recap?gid=200909050033

Wow...

[blowfish]

Great article!:clap: :clap:

[Keystonepride]

Originally posted by STANG RED
What did the Penn State Texan tell the Ohio State Texan?
Lets get our asses back to Texas, where the men are men and they know how to play real football.:D

http://www.big33.org/alumni/super-bowl-alumni/

Don't get me started...lol