BreckTxLonghorn
08-04-2009, 04:09 PM
...title "Crotchety Old-Man Remarks"
That way all the B&Mers can go over and post their issues. Can you imagine all the possibilities?
Kids won't stay off my lawn
Jason Witten tried to steal my disability checks. Wade Phillips let it happen because he has no discipline.
I had to go to the vet to get a tetanus shot.
I tried to shove my iPod casette into a tape player and it exploded dag-nabbit.
The government took my cane and sold it on eBay. They gave me a walking stick to replace it because they're all a bunch of socialists!
Everybody here hates poor people - show some compassion!
Let's make this happen!
Edited to make a joke for both sides, not just one.
That way all the B&Mers can go over and post their issues. Can you imagine all the possibilities?
Kids won't stay off my lawn
Jason Witten tried to steal my disability checks. Wade Phillips let it happen because he has no discipline.
I had to go to the vet to get a tetanus shot.
I tried to shove my iPod casette into a tape player and it exploded dag-nabbit.
The government took my cane and sold it on eBay. They gave me a walking stick to replace it because they're all a bunch of socialists!
Everybody here hates poor people - show some compassion!
Let's make this happen!
Edited to make a joke for both sides, not just one.