Tebow is a virgin

[XtremeCouture]

http://www.pro-sportsmemorabilia.com/lucypinder.jpg
We already knew Tim Tebow had the ability to kill a man with a forearm and get popcorn to pop by staring at kernels, now he's given yet another example of his superhuman powers. The most popular player in SEC history is saving himself for marriage. Unbelievable. I asked him this afternoon, and he didn't even blink before responding. He handled it masterfully, deftly. He even said he wasn't surprised to get the question. Talk about unflappable. There have been famous virgins in the entertainment world before, think Britney Spears (a lie) and A.C. Green (purportedly true), but has there ever been someone like Tebow who has publicly announced he's a virgin? I don't think so. Update: Audio added after the jump. Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way. http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/
that picture is his girlfriend. i'm assuming he thinks she is a virgin too. how is that possible?

[BuffyMars]

i waited.

and for the only time i am ever serious in life...this is true.

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Is this really a surprise? He's a very devout Christian and feels that football is a tool to help him get a message. He spent last summer doing a mission trip. I don't seeing him espousing so many Christian virtues and conveniently forgetting one.

[XtremeCouture]

i'm not questioning him. i'm questioning his girlfriend

[Farmersfan]

What's the big deal. I'm still a virgin!!!!!!!! I've been saving myself for my second wife!!!!:D :D :D

Or as Jack Nicholson put it, "The Sequel"!

[BuffyMars]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_334b2d8bb29c1f5c54d36dcb18f02fdb.jpg

now you know why i stayed a virgin.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_334b2d8bb29c1f5c54d36dcb18f02fdb.jpg

now you know why i stayed a virgin.

LOL

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_334b2d8bb29c1f5c54d36dcb18f02fdb.jpg

now you know why i stayed a virgin.



....those eyes will haunt my dreams.

[Bull's-eye]

Originally posted by Farmersfan
What's the big deal. I'm still a virgin!!!!!!!! I've been saving myself for my second wife!!!!:D :D :D

Or as Jack Nicholson put it, "The Sequel"!

That was funny! :spitlol: :spitlol:

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by pirate4state
LOL

i found this pic one day and honest to god...i barely remembered taking it....but it made me lol.

it was taken in my old boyfriend's car from high school.

and the reason i waited was for severeal reasons.

1. i was scared
2. my mom waited
3. religion
4. my boyfriend never pressured me...at least not until the day we FINALLY AND OFFICIALLY broke up. then he tells me..."well can we at least have sex so i won't have to be a virgin anymore?!?"

we were together for 5 years.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
i found this pic one day and honest to god...i barely remembered taking it....but it made me lol.

it was taken in my old boyfriend's car from high school.

and the reason i waited was for severeal reasons.

1. i was scared
2. my mom waited
3. religion
4. my boyfriend never pressured me...at least not until the day we FINALLY AND OFFICIALLY broke up. then he tells me..."well can we at least have sex so i won't have to be a virgin anymore?!?"

we were together for 5 years.

haha @ #4
kudos to you for waiting

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by pirate4state
haha @ #4
kudos to you for waiting

well it worked out for the best. he went and bought me a ring and proposed to me!!!

he said it would be ok if we got married had 2 kids and then got a divorce.

like i was gonna say, "oh...cameron! yes, that is an awesome idea!!!"

[SHSBulldog00]

Originally posted by XtremeCouture
http://www.pro-sportsmemorabilia.com/lucypinder.jpg http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/
that picture is his girlfriend. i'm assuming he thinks she is a virgin too. how is that possible?

If she is or isn't she can come to my house.

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by XtremeCouture
http://www.pro-sportsmemorabilia.com/lucypinder.jpg http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/
that picture is his girlfriend. i'm assuming he thinks she is a virgin too. how is that possible?


so because a chick is percieved hot she cannot be a virgin?

[pirate4state]

Is that really his gf? Didn't someone on here already debunk that pic?

[BILLYFRED0000]

Well whaddya know, I'm a virgin too. but don't tell my kids.

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Is that really his gf? Didn't someone on here already debunk that pic?

I think there is something along the lines of his girlfriend bears a striking resemblance to her but it's not the same?

Dunno, couldnt find it on snopes!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn
I think there is something along the lines of his girlfriend bears a striking resemblance to her but it's not the same?

Dunno, couldnt find it on snopes! haha me either

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Is that really his gf? Didn't someone on here already debunk that pic?

Well if it is, I guarantee his hand isnt a virgin.:devil:

[buffalo2006]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Well if it is, I guarantee his hand isnt a virgin.:devil:


LMAO

[Diocletian]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Well if it is, I guarantee his hand isnt a virgin.:devil:


After seeing that photo, I doubt half of these posters are either....

[Farmersfan]

I tried to "debunk" that picture but got caught. Now I'm in REAL trouble!!!!:D :D

[lakers]

Originally posted by Farmersfan
I tried to "debunk" that picture but got caught. Now I'm in REAL trouble!!!!:D :D
haha, LMAO:doh:

[TexasHSFB]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Well if it is, I guarantee his hand isnt a virgin.:devil: lmao! :clap:


And Tebow is nothing special. Bradford and McCoy are better, just to name 2.