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Electus Unus

07-17-2009, 02:19 PM

Total Travel Estimates:
Time: 3 hours 21 minutes
Distance: 191.33 miles

waterboy

07-17-2009, 02:20 PM

I've got a nephew that lives in the Colony! You probably know him. He drinks a LOT!:D

coach

07-17-2009, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Gsquared
How far do you live from The Colony Tx?

200 miles according to google maps

BuffyMars

07-17-2009, 02:57 PM

i've got a colony of ants in my pants. does that count?

Gsquared

07-17-2009, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
I've got a nephew that lives in the Colony! You probably know him. He drinks a LOT!:D
Dang, we are related? I live in Austin Ranch in the Colony. Having a party tonight so was inviting anyone that was close and didnt have plans. Brisket, ribs, other stuff too

Gsquared

07-17-2009, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by BuffyMars
i've got a colony of ants in my pants. does that count?
I heard you got a colony of something else in your pants too. Something that had pinchers. Bwaaahaaaahaaa. Im so funny. I am so on today (or am I just drunk and think im really on but nobody else thinks so?)

BuffyMars

07-17-2009, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by Gsquared
I heard you got a colony of something else in your pants too. Something that had pinchers. Bwaaahaaaahaaa. Im so funny. I am so on today (or am I just drunk and think im really on but nobody else thinks so?)

um. who are you? you do realize this is a message board to help with recovering alcoholics right?

Gsquared

07-17-2009, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by BuffyMars
um. who are you? you do realize this is a message board to help with recovering alcoholics right?
Oh dang, hit the wrong selection on my favorites. Hi, my name is Gsquared, I have a drinking problem and I realize that the first step in my recovery is admitting that I do have a problem. I also have a problem with Snakes, chainsaws, ghosts , and tampons.

pirate4state

07-17-2009, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Gsquared
How far do you live from The Colony Tx? I live in La Colonia, does that count? :D HAHA

PPHSfan

07-17-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by pirate4state
I live in La Colonia, does that count? :D HAHA

LOL, that was better than mine.

BuffyMars

07-17-2009, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Gsquared
Oh dang, hit the wrong selection on my favorites. Hi, my name is Gsquared, I have a drinking problem and I realize that the first step in my recovery is admitting that I do have a problem. I also have a problem with Snakes, chainsaws, ghosts , and tampons.

BWHAHAHAHAHA TAMPONS! I LOVE IT! I will be sure to bring some crimson ones. ;)

waterboy

07-17-2009, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Gsquared
Dang, we are related? I live in Austin Ranch in the Colony. Having a party tonight so was inviting anyone that was close and didnt have plans. Brisket, ribs, other stuff too
Lord, I hope not!:D Just go down the street and knock on the door of a man named "D". I'm sure he'll partake of the fare you're offering, plus any beverages you may have.:p

Gsquared

07-17-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by BuffyMars
BWHAHAHAHAHA TAMPONS! I LOVE IT! I will be sure to bring some crimson ones. ;)
Ewww. If you show up with just a box of unopened tampons I will freak the hell out, much less one that has been in "service"

PPHSfan

07-17-2009, 03:42 PM

Hey Grant,

Are you gonna have any of those BBQ chipmunks like you had last time? Man those things were good with hot sauce.

firstdown

07-17-2009, 03:53 PM

32 miles or about 1 hour -- Why?

Gsquared

07-17-2009, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by firstdown
32 miles or about 1 hour -- Why?
Cuz I live in Austin Ranch and having a party tonight. Anyone that wants to show up is welcome, as long as they bring me another 12 pk of Shiner. I kinda drank all my beer since 9 this morning while cooking brisket and ribs.