Add the next line to the story Part Deux

[PPHSfan]

It was a typical everyday public swimming pool. The lifeguard had that white crap on her nose that made her look like she just rear-ended a lactating moose. The little fat kid was sucking in his tummy trying to impress the new girl that had just moved into town. Moms were around in the pool chairs, some reading, some talking on the phone, and some were busy staring at the guy that had just walked through the gate.

He had on a leather speedo with the initials G2 in sequins on his left buttock.

[bwdlionfan]

The man with the G2 sequins then proceeded over to the little fat kid and belly bumped him to show the new girl who was king in this little town. The new girl then....

[Emerson1]

fell madly in love with this mysterious man who had sounded just like the sexiest man alive, Ray Romano. Flabbergasted by this walking, talking Ray Romano/Barry White she jumped right into his arms and...

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by Emerson1
fell madly in love with this mysterious man who had sounded just like the sexiest man alive, Ray Romano. Flabbergasted by this walking, talking Ray Romano/Barry White she jumped right into his arms and... he powerbombed her on the concrete because she had terrible breathe and when she smiled her teeth were jacked.

[Emerson1]

He then proceeded to go after the person he really wanted, the fat kid.

[bwdlionfan]

The fat kid started to run away, but G2 pulled out a twinkie to entice the fatty and...

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by bwdlionfan
The fat kid started to run away, but G2 pulled out a twinkie to entice the fatty and... and while the fatty walked towards g2, he was speared by BBDE who then took the twinkie from G2 and...

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by DDBooger
and while the fatty walked towards g2, he was speared by BBDE who then took the twinkie from G2 and...

painted it Burnt Orange, and ate in right in front of Colt McCoy who was working as a towel boy to pick up some extra cash....

[GreenMonster]

.

[carter08]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
painted it Burnt Orange, and ate in right in front of Colt McCoy who was working as a towel boy to pick up some extra cash....

cash, because McCoy had been hiding something from his friends, teammates, and coaches. You see, Colt was trying to earn enough money to have a risky surgery to remove the female genitalia he was born with...

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by carter08
cash, because McCoy had been hiding something from his friends, teammates, and coaches. You see, Colt was trying to earn enough money to have a risky surgery to remove the female genitalia he was born with... prior to the start of the season. Mack Brown had questioned his manhood in spring ball and Colt was eager to......

[carter08]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
prior to the start of the season. Mack Brown had questioned his manhood in spring ball and Colt was eager to......

prove it. Unfortunately, Colt had not had the surgery by the time Mack summoned him to come over for dinner...

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by carter08
prove it. Unfortunately, Colt had not had the surgery by the time Mack summoned him to come over for dinner... where Mack served Rocky Mountain Oysters. After dinner Mack informed Colt of what he'd just eaten and told him that he needed to get himself a pair of those, a big pair, possibly brass even. Colt was devastated by Mack's demands and quietly excused himself to the bathroom to phone his dad in Graham and cry about Mack's order. Brad McCoy, Colt's father, comforted him by saying.........

[STAggie]

at least you didn't get hit by Kellen Heard while you were there. Just then....

[jason]

Originally posted by STAggie
at least you didn't get hit by Kellen Heard while you were there. Just then....

Just then it was 8:56am and OU still sucks and will lose to Texas in football again this year by a score of....

[BuckeyeNut]

68-10. Meanwhile back at the pool the G2 man was being put into a cop car and taken to jail were he will meet......

[STAggie]

his cell mate named Bonnie. Bonnie is six foot six and wears a tutu. Bonnie is also a he and is in jail for prositution. G2 and Bonnie....

[bwdlionfan]

right off the bat G2 put his head in Bonnie's tutu and said, "Gee big boy, you need some rhinestones in here"

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by bwdlionfan
right off the bat G2 put his head in Bonnie's tutu and said, "Gee big boy, you need some rhinestones in here" At which point Bonnie falcon punched g2 and walked to the the corner of the cell and....

[waterboy]

....said, "Don't mess with my tattoo! You two-timing little bastard!" At which, G2 responded......

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by waterboy
....said, "Don't mess with my tattoo! You two-timing little bastard!" At which, G2 responded......


Dont worry I wont because I really am only into midgets and then...

[Keith7]

The End

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by Keith7
The End

Of G2's time in jail so after they released him, he steps onto the bus and says...

[waterboy]

...."Who wants to play Daddy tonight?" As he spoke this, he looked to the back of the bus, and a little Mexican midget stood up and declared, .......

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by waterboy
...."Who wants to play Daddy tonight?" As he spoke this, he looked to the back of the bus, and a little Mexican midget stood up and declared, ....... "Hey G, does this bus go to Mary's???" We need to meet.......

[waterboy]

Originally posted by DaHop72
"Hey G, does this bus go to Mary's???" We need to meet.......
....DDBooger there! I hear he has some sheep that we can.....

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by waterboy
....DDBooger there! I hear he has some sheep that we can..... give to Gilmer fans, I hear the love...

[bwdlionfan]

petting the sheep and playing with midgets

[waterboy]

Originally posted by bwdlionfan
petting the sheep and playing with midgets
......although, I also heard that there was a law on the books in San Marcos and Brownwood that states, "livestock are forbidden in public areas", because of an incident where DDBooger had public lewd acts with them in those cities. The Mexican midget then said, "Oh well, let's go over to DD's house and steal his prettiest sheep and hold him hostage!" G2, then said, "...

[waterboy]

Originally posted by waterboy
......although, I also heard that there was a law on the books in San Marcos and Brownwood that states, "livestock are forbidden in public areas", because of an incident where DDBooger had public lewd acts with them in those cities. The Mexican midget then said, "Oh well, let's go over to DD's house and steal his prettiest sheep and hold him hostage!" G2, then said, "...
.....Naw, they're already used up! Let's go get some beer and cruise by your house and see if your sister is around!" The midget then says, "........

[Gsquared]

Hey, how'd I get roped into this game?

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by waterboy
.....Naw, they're already used up! Let's go get some beer and cruise by your house and see if your sister is around!" The midget then says, "........ Let's go by waterboys, he's always slinging his poo and dangling his p*cker to the boys that walk by his cage, in fact, once Rangermom entered his cage and...

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Hey, how'd I get roped into this game?

and G2 replied, "I asked who wants to play Daddy tonight on the bus and you were the only one that responded." The midget said, " that's right, AWESOME!!! Who's your Daddy G2?? Who's your Daddy?" G2 replied......

[waterboy]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
and G2 replied, "I asked who wants to play Daddy tonight on the bus and you were the only one that responded." The midget said, " that's right, AWESOME!!! Who's your Daddy G2?? Who's your Daddy?" G2 replied......
"Come here, you little handsome rascal! Give this man a BIG hug!" The midget started running, arms wide open, when suddenly.........

[BuckeyeNut]

the bus driver stop the bus and kicked them all off in.......

[waterboy]

....DD's neighborhood where they were quickly surrounded by "men" dressed in drag. One of the drag queens stood up and said, "G2, is that you? And you brought me some new meat!" Just then the local police showed up and ......

[Emerson1]

reveled they are just male strippers led by TXBroadcaster. The men in drag and the male stripper police officers performed their show for G2 and DDbooger as the two shared a bar stool.

[carter08]

Afterwards, a team of tranny circus performers asked if they could share the bar stool too. G2 and DDBooger said yes.

[waterboy]

Originally posted by carter08
Afterwards, a team of tranny circus performers asked if they could share the bar stool too. G2 and DDBooger said yes.
DDBooger then says, "Let's take this show on the road! I know just the place!" Not knowing where he was talking about, G2, with a puzzled look on his face, said, "Who wants to see a bunch of tranny circus performers? Maybe a bunch of circus clowns, but where do we find any?" At which DD says, "Washington!" So off to Washington they go.......

[BEAST]

where they were greated and given 100 million dollars as part of the stimulus package for starting a small business. They took the money and......

[carter08]

Originally posted by BEAST
where they were greated and given 100 million dollars as part of the stimulus package for starting a small business. They took the money and......

ran off to the bahamas, where they found a tribe of midgets, all named Mort.

[hawkfan]

Just then the little midgets named mort said "we were the reason why Tom Cruise is all weird now. When since he came down to film to movie Cocktail, we did some funny things to him. Would you like to hear what they were?" To which everybody said...

[waterboy]

Originally posted by carter08
ran off to the bahamas, where they found a tribe of midgets, all named Mort.
G2 thought he was in heaven! Out of the corner of his eye, he saw DD sitting under a tree by himself with a lost and unhappy face. G2 walks over and asks, "What's wrong, DD? This should be the happiest day of our life!" DD looks over with this puppy-dog look on his face, choking back tears, and said, ".........

[BEAST]

Originally posted by hawkfan
Just then the little midgets named mort said "we were the reason why Tom Cruise is all weird now. When since he came down to film to movie Cocktail, we did some funny things to him. Would you like to hear what they were?" To which everybody said...

Yes, do tell, do tell!!!

[waterboy]

Originally posted by BEAST
Yes, do tell, do tell!!!
With which he replied, "Okay, but it might offend some of you!" Everybody in the crowd just busted out laughing! .....except DD. Poor little DD was sitting over there to the side with tears in his eyes, when suddenly.......

[BEAST]

Originally posted by waterboy
With which he replied, "Okay, but it might offend some of you!" Everybody in the crowd just busted out laughing! .....except DD. Poor little DD was sitting over there to the side with tears in his eyes, when suddenly.......

Tom Cruise came out of nowhere and said, I will tell you what the little midgets did, they tied me up and grabbed a gerble and......

[Keith7]

Then the world exploded as did the rest of the universe, everyone died and there were definently no survivors.. THE END

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Keith7
Then the world exploded as did the rest of the universe, everyone died and there were definently no survivors.. THE END
Then there was "another" big bang, and the world came back just the way it was when it ended......except this time Keith7 was a Cowboys fan!:D Tom Cruise then proceeded to tell the story, "......then the gerbel started going nuts, and started chewing on my little ........

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by waterboy
Then there was "another" big bang, and the world came back just the way it was when it ended......except this time Keith7 was a Cowboys fan!:D Tom Cruise then proceeded to tell the story, "......then the gerbel started going nuts, and started chewing on my little ........

WE INTERRUPT THIS STORY FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!

ROFL at Keith the COWBOYS fan...now this is getting good!!




Carry on!!

[BaseballUmp]

goatee and soon made its way inside inside of his mouth. Although it seemed weird to us, he quite enjoyed it because he liked when hairy things went inside his...

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
goatee and soon made its way inside inside of his mouth. Although it seemed weird to us, he quite enjoyed it because he liked when hairy things went inside his...

orifices. It definitely wasn't the first time that...

[BaseballUmp]

he had something of that sort in and around his mouth. But this time it was special. G2 became interested in what Tom Cruise was doing and decided to join him by...

[bwdlionfan]

by offering him the pet gerbil, tom cruise took the gerbil and...

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by bwdlionfan
by offering him the pet gerbil, tom cruise took the gerbil and...

proceeded to eat it with his newest baby's placenta. He said it was his favorite meal since the time he had eaten...

[BaseballUmp]

DD's left sandal. It was covered with some sort of white sticky substance. He didnt know if it was bird dung or

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by BaseballUmp
DD's left sandal. It was covered with some sort of white sticky substance. He didnt know if it was bird dung or

mayonaise. Afterward, Tom sent G2 on a snipe hunt, and proceeded to try and recruit Booger into the Church of Scientology. From the beginning he knew he had made a mistake because...

[Txbroadcaster]

Cause Booger already thinks HE is God. So Tom said

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Cause Booger already thinks HE is God. So Tom said

Boogety Boogety Boogety boys let's go racin' in his best Darrell Waltrip voice and Tom ran off to the beach and jumped into his kayak and headed out to sea at a feverish pace. G2 chased after him screaming...

[hawkfan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Boogety Boogety Boogety boys let's go racin' in his best Darrell Waltrip voice and Tom ran off to the beach and jumped into his kayak and headed out to sea at a feverish pace. G2 chased after him screaming...

"There is no way you a running off and not paying for that gerbil you ate!" He caught Tom Cruise and was preparing to give him a noogie from hell, when all of a sudden......

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by hawkfan
"There is no way you a running off and not paying for that gerbil you ate!" He caught Tom Cruise and was preparing to give him a noogie from hell, when all of a sudden......
.
unbeknown to everyone, a perfect storm was brewing inside Tom Cruises stomach, and the theme song from Lord of the Rings was heard in a roaring crescendo by all...
A 100 foot wave was spotted by Tom Cruise in the distance as the surf retreated. G2 said:

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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unbeknown to everyone, a perfect storm was brewing inside Tom Cruises stomach, and the theme song from Lord of the Rings was heard in a roaring crescendo by all...
A 100 foot wave was spotted by Tom Cruise in the distance as the surf retreated. G2 said:

The Red Coats Are Coming! The Red Coats Are Coming! This confused Tom Cruise and he was forced into a fit where he was speaking in tongues and calling for L. Ron Hubbard to swoop down upon him in his spaceship to save him from the devil. Just at this point the seas parted and PPHSfan arrived along with his personal fluffer, Jason, and he called out to all.....

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
The Red Coats Are Coming! The Red Coats Are Coming! This confused Tom Cruise and he was forced into a fit where he was speaking in tongues and calling for L. Ron Hubbard to swoop down upon him in his spaceship to save him from the devil. Just at this point the seas parted and PPHSfan arrived along with his personal fluffer, Jason, and he called out to all.....
.
while bending over from the parted seas, holding a 4 inch staff, "Cross to the other side of the ocean! I can keep the seas parted only so long because the PF Changs I ate earlier will wear out within 10 hours! So Cross to the other side NOW! I do not know what lies there but it surely must be better than here! Actually it's pretty much worse but don't let this opportunity pass you by."
Jason starts looking for an outhouse when Tom Cruise sees something skittering under his flesh...
it
IT SEEMS the gerbil is wondering around under his skin and screams in delight, kinda like the scream he did on Oprah, "G2 is good, G2 is great...Oh how can I celebrate!"
Curiously, the gerbil stops moving at the word "G2" and starts quivering...

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
while bending over from the parted seas, holding a 4 inch staff, "Cross to the other side of the ocean! I can keep the seas parted only so long because the PF Changs I ate earlier will wear out within 10 hours! So Cross to the other side NOW! I do not know what lies there but it surely must be better than here! Actually it's pretty much worse but don't let this opportunity pass you by."
Jason starts looking for an outhouse when Tom Cruise sees something skittering under his flesh...
it
IT SEEMS the gerbil is wondering around under his skin and screams in delight, kinda like the scream he did on Oprah, "G2 is good, G2 is great...Oh how can I celebrate!"
Curiously, the gerbil stops moving at the word "G2" and starts quivering... Just at this moment Injuredinmelee beams in from his neverending loop of Star Trek reruns on his laptop in an obviously too tight jumpsuit showing off his moose knuckles and flashing the Vulcan hand signal with one hand and the Shocker with the other mumbling something about the new Priceline commercial befroe breaking into the Freecreditreport.com jingle. All are startled by this new twist except Jason who simply pulls up his knee pads and says.......

[BEAST]

I am the greatest midget wrestler of all time. And, if any of you dare to cross over to the other side of the ocean, I will beat you to a pulp in the no holds barred midget cage death match. They all crossed and just as they were about to get there.....

[waterboy]

Originally posted by BEAST
I am the greatest midget wrestler of all time. And, if any of you dare to cross over to the other side of the ocean, I will beat you to a pulp in the no holds barred midget cage death match. They all crossed and just as they were about to get there.....
.......they looked upon the beach and saw I_Don't_Care doing something obscene with a sheep. That perked up all the Morts, G2, Jason, and Tom Cruise, and all were looking at it with interest, sort of like a porn movie, when one of the Morts said, "Wait a minute! That sure does look like DDBooger, at which everybody looked around to see if he was on the boat, but.........

[waterboy]

Originally posted by waterboy
.......they looked upon the beach and saw I_Don't_Care doing something obscene with a sheep. That perked up all the Morts, G2, Jason, and Tom Cruise, and all were looking at it with interest, sort of like a porn movie, when one of the Morts said, "Wait a minute! That sure does look like DDBooger, at which everybody looked around to see if he was on the boat, but.........
......DD was nowhere to be found. Just then, the boat hit a rock in the water. The jolt caused everyone to rush forward. G2 was in the back, so the rush caused him to bump into Tom Cruise's backside. G2, having been excited by the "action" on the beach, caused Tom to loudly proclaim, "......

[BEAST]

its all about scientology. An obect in motion bumped into my backside and.......

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by BEAST
its all about scientology. An obect in motion bumped into my backside and....... now I have been freed!! It feels good to come out of the closet with something other than Katie's clothes on! Just then RangerMom, covered in a full sized red body condom, hopped out of the boat and begins .....

[BEAST]

to track down a full sized sperm whale when all of the sudden the largest........

[waterboy]

......man you've ever seen walks out on the beach to proclaim his love for RangerMom! RangerMom proceeded to start a pole dance on a palm tree on the beach, when suddenly G2 jumped off the boat, swam to shore, ran up to this huge man, and......

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by waterboy
......man you've ever seen walks out on the beach to proclaim his love for RangerMom! RangerMom proceeded to start a pole dance on a palm tree on the beach, when suddenly G2 jumped off the boat, swam to shore, ran up to this huge man, and......
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asked shyly, "Do you know how to flog dolphins?". The large man looked at G2 like he was crazy. G2 then joined Ranger Mom at the palm tree and challenged her to a pole dance off. To which she replied...

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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asked shyly, "Do you know how to flog dolphins?". The large man looked at G2 like he was crazy. G2 then joined Ranger Mom at the palm tree and challenged her to a pole dance off. To which she replied...

get out of here Grant! I'm here to work! I don't have time for amatures right now. Go check out the nacho bar over at the midget death match and come back in about an hour then we can go to your house and....

[BEAST]

with alot of blood, sweat, and tears, plus tons of repition I can teach you how to.........

[LH Panther Mom]

ride stick horses while wearing your rhinestone speedo without getting splinters in your behind. G2 was so happy to find out this could be done, because he missed his loyal stick horse Trigger but was not giving up the speedo he ordered from the Biker Fox clothing line.

Upon hearing about dolphins and flogging, GreenMonsters' ears perked up and he said, ".........

[BEAST]

"Dolphins & Flogging, I must be in heaven." Nobody knew his love for dolphins was........

[waterboy]

Originally posted by BEAST
"Dolphins & Flogging, I must be in heaven." Nobody knew his love for dolphins was........
......a little more than platonic. When everyone realized that G2 had not come out of the bushes yet, Tom Cruise created a search party consisting of about 30 of the midgets named Mort, and......

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by waterboy
......a little more than platonic. When everyone realized that G2 had not come out of the bushes yet, Tom Cruise created a search party consisting of about 30 of the midgets named Mort, and......

spread nachos every 10 feet..but the group did not take in account the speed in which G2 could eat and...

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
spread nachos every 10 feet..but the group did not take in account the speed in which G2 could eat and...
.
a whirlwind of dust, akin to the Tasmanian devil, rapidly blew through the nachos. All were gone in a few seconds. The whirlwind slowed and low and behold there was G2 standing there, grunting in satisfaction...

[waterboy]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
a whirlwind of dust, akin to the Tasmanian devil, rapidly blew through the nachos. All were gone in a few seconds. The whirlwind slowed and low and behold there was G2 standing there, grunting in satisfaction...
......, and he let out a belch with such force that it blew RangerMom off the palm tree, and into the arms of.........

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by waterboy
......, and he let out a belch with such force that it blew RangerMom off the palm tree, and into the arms of.........
.
the huge man. The belch gained strength and wiped California off the Earth. RangerMom gave the huge man a peck on the cheek for saving her. He blushed so intently everyone had to turn away because it was embarrassing to watch. Jason comes storming from the out-house, pants still around his ankles, and heatedly tells the huge man...

[GreenMonster]

unhand that woman! I challenge you to the Midget Cage Death Match!!! The huge man was so scared by Jason's fierce demeanor that he ran off into the bushes like a scared little rabbit. Jason, toilet paper in hand, charged off after him yelling......

[waterboy]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
unhand that woman! I challenge you to the Midget Cage Death Match!!! The huge man was so scared by Jason's fierce demeanor that he ran off into the bushes like a scared little rabbit. Jason, toilet paper in hand, charged off after him yelling......
..."Wait, wait! You forgot to wipe!! I'll help you!!!" About that time one of the midgets stuck his leg out from the behind the bushes and tripped him. The midget then says, "......

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by waterboy
..."Wait, wait! You forgot to wipe!! I'll help you!!!" About that time one of the midgets stuck his leg out from the behind the bushes and tripped him. The midget then says, "...... That was a special delivery from the Purple Pooh!! You failed to fix their computer to their high standards!" Then all the midgets jumped up and down and celebrated like it was 1999. PhilC then emerged from his hut in the woods to ask.......

[waterboy]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
That was a special delivery from the Purple Pooh!! You failed to fix their computer to their high standards!" Then all the midgets jumped up and down and celebrated like it was 1999. PhilC then emerged from his hut in the woods to ask.......
..."Have any of you ever heard of the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island?" The people in unison said, "Yes, we sure have! Why?" PhilC says, "Because I've got the group out there in a boat, and they are looking for some fans to play to. Only thing is, some of y'all will have to swim out there and pull the boat to shore. They can't swim, and don't want to get wet." About that time, DD puts his dress back on, hops on his sheep named Bessie, with whip in hand, and rides feverishly toward the water.....

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by waterboy
..."Have any of you ever heard of the Pelican West Band located at South Padre Island?" The people in unison said, "Yes, we sure have! Why?" PhilC says, "Because I've got the group out there in a boat, and they are looking for some fans to play to. Only thing is, some of y'all will have to swim out there and pull the boat to shore. They can't swim, and don't want to get wet." About that time, DD puts his dress back on, hops on his sheep named Bessie, with whip in hand, and rides feverishly toward the water.....
.....at that exact moment a giant T-Rex runs out of the woods and heads straight for Booger and his lamb. DD jumps off just as the Dinosaur crashes into his noble steed and runs towards the rest of the group who are pushing and shoving their way into PPHSfan's Gulfstream G-IV.

As soon as Booger makes it through the door, G2 jumps into the copilot seat and.......

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
.....at that exact moment a giant T-Rex runs out of the woods and heads straight for Booger and his lamb. DD jumps off just as the Dinosaur crashes into his noble steed and runs towards the rest of the group who are pushing and shoving their way into PPHSfan's Gulfstream G-IV.

As soon as Booger makes it through the door, G2 jumps into the copilot seat and.......

starts slapping his thigh and hind parts while screaming "giddy up! giddy up!" PPHS guns the engines and the Gulfstream went screaming down the beach creating an impromptu runway. Soon the plane was in the air and all were off to...

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
starts slapping his thigh and hind parts while screaming "giddy up! giddy up!" PPHS guns the engines and the Gulfstream went screaming down the beach creating an impromptu runway. Soon the plane was in the air and all were off to...
.
the Former Republic of Yugoslavia. The group circled the nation over and over for many hours but could not find an actual paved landing area. Finally PPHS found in one Subotica which happened to be close to the border of... [b]suddenly G2 stopped slapping himself and loudly proclaimed: "Anyone Hungary?"... everyone groaned.
Curiously, there was red-stained toilet paper still on the tail of the plain when RangerMom screamed a blood curdling scream pointing to the right wing of the plane...

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
the Former Republic of Yugoslavia. The group circled the nation over and over for many hours but could not find an actual paved landing area. Finally PPHS found in one Subotica which happened to be close to the border of... [b]suddenly G2 stopped slapping himself and loudly proclaimed: "Anyone Hungary?"... everyone groaned.
Curiously, there was red-stained toilet paper still on the tail of the plain when RangerMom screamed a blood curdling scream pointing to the right wing of the plane...
.....Frozen, teeth chattering, and hanging on for dear life was no other than Jason himself. He was saying something, and Grant was trying to read his lips. He turned to PPHSfan and said, "I think he's saying to "Loan the Fork down." Confused..PPHSfan said make a funny face at him and ask him why he's out there. Suddenly......

[Keith7]

Who do you guys think is the favorite to win NFL rookie of the year this season??

[BEAST]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
.....Frozen, teeth chattering, and hanging on for dear life was no other than Jason himself. He was saying something, and Grant was trying to read his lips. He turned to PPHSfan and said, "I think he's saying to "Loan the Fork down." Confused..PPHSfan said make a funny face at him and ask him why he's out there. Suddenly......

They realize he's telling them that Keith7 is standing on the runway and Jason is telling them to mow him down. All agreed and all that was left of Keith was teeth, hair, and eyeballs. When they realized they shed the Earth of the largest douche bag ever they celebrated by......

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by BEAST
They realize he's telling them that Keith7 is standing on the runway and Jason is telling them to mow him down. All agreed and all that was left of Keith was teeth, hair, and eyeballs. When they realized they shed the Earth of the largest douche bag ever they celebrated by......
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singing Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby one more time!"
Meanwhile... the teeth, air and eyeballs of Keith begin to coalesce into a small puddle of green goo like from Terminator 2. The goo forms into a 6 inch version of Keith and looks toward the sky...

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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singing Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby one more time!"
Meanwhile... the teeth, air and eyeballs of Keith begin to coalesce into a small puddle of green goo like from Terminator 2. The goo forms into a 6 inch version of Keith and looks toward the sky...
...as Ranger Mom opens the door and pulls jason in by the short hairs. PPHS makes another low level flyby and Grant says that Keith looks just like the money we cold be saving if we switched to GEICO. Everyone laughs, and PPHS tells Grant to take over because he needs to go to the bathroom. Suddenly a loud scream is heard from the rear of the plane and PPHS comes running down the isle. "Turn the plane around and land.....I was trying to go to the bathroom and realized that I left my Staff on the beach. Confused, Grant looks at the controls and.......

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
...as Ranger Mom opens the door and pulls jason in by the short hairs. PPHS makes another low level flyby and Grant says that Keith looks just like the money we cold be saving if we switched to GEICO. Everyone laughs, and PPHS tells Grant to take over because he needs to go to the bathroom. Suddenly a loud scream is heard from the rear of the plane and PPHS comes running down the isle. "Turn the plane around and land.....I was trying to go to the bathroom and realized that I left my Staff on the beach. Confused, Grant looks at the controls and.......

does his best to channel Silent Bob's ability to command mind control on inanimate objects and fly the plane hands free using only the power of his mind. Fortunately, PPHS realizes what's going on and he promptly pimp slaps G2 and commands the dirty little man whore to.......

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
does his best to channel Silent Bob's ability to command mind control on inanimate objects and fly the plane hands free using only the power of his mind. Fortunately, PPHS realizes what's going on and he promptly pimp slaps G2 and commands the dirty little man whore to.......
....."go in the back and get me a Shiner. And while you're back there ask Ranger Mom if she brought any duct tape. I'm going to need her help putting my staff back in place."

PPHS in obvious pain asks jason "Can you fly a twin engine jet plane?"

To which jason replies "Is the atomic weight of carbon 12.0107?"

"Good enough" replies PPHS "take her down near the waters edge where I did my magic, and I will see if Booger will help me search for my staff"

All of a sudden Ranger Mom screams again and points at G2......

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
....."go in the back and get me a Shiner. And while you're back there ask Ranger Mom if she brought any duct tape. I'm going to need her help putting my staff back in place."

PPHS in obvious pain asks jason "Can you fly a twin engine jet plane?"

To which jason replies "Is the atomic weight of carbon 12.0107?"

"Good enough" replies PPHS "take her down near the waters edge where I did my magic, and I will see if Booger will help me search for my staff"

All of a sudden Ranger Mom screams again and points at G2...... who has taken the duct tape and fashioned a banana hammock for himself and was in the process of putting it on. Once more PPHS was forced to pimp slap G2 and demand that he.....

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
who has taken the duct tape and fashioned a banana hammock for himself and was in the process of putting it on. Once more PPHS was forced to pimp slap G2 and demand that he.....
...lock himself into the state room and not come out until told to do so.

Jason successfully lands the plane, and PPHS and Booger jump out and locate the missing staff.

Booger and PPHS are getting back on the plane when DD sees three men running towards them on the beach.

"Hold on Jason, I know these guys" Says Booger.

BBDE, Rockdale80. and Jimmy Buffet stroll up and ask if there is room for three more.

"Sure we have plenty of room, but please don't open the door to the state room, and try not to stare at PPHS, he's in pain and in need of medical attention."

Jimmy Buffet says "I have some of natures analgesic, if PPHS is ok with a natural pain reliever"........

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
...lock himself into the state room and not come out until told to do so.

Jason successfully lands the plane, and PPHS and Booger jump out and locate the missing staff.

Booger and PPHS are getting back on the plane when DD sees three men running towards them on the beach.

"Hold on Jason, I know these guys" Says Booger.

BBDE, Rockdale80. and Jimmy Buffet stroll up and ask if there is room for three more.

"Sure we have plenty of room, but please don't open the door to the state room, and try not to stare at PPHS, he's in pain and in need of medical attention."

Jimmy Buffet says "I have some of natures analgesic, if PPHS is ok with a natural pain reliever"........
.
"It is a marijuana enema if that is OK with you". PPHS looks in fright at Jimmy Buffet as he starts putting on his surgical gloves...

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
"It is a marijuana enema if that is OK with you". PPHS looks in fright at Jimmy Buffet as he starts putting on his surgical gloves...

..."WAIT JIMMY!!!"

"We don't need to waste good Hydro on a bowel flush, I have a nice Bong in the cabinet next to the bed in the State Room"

Meanwhile......G2 is in the bathroom applying a generous amount of liquid hand soap to his private area, when he hears a knock on the door.

"Knock...Knock"

"What do you want?, I'm kinda busy" hollers Grant.

"It's Ranger Mom, Grant. We need the Bong in the cabinet next to the bed"

"Bong?....Uh, well I'm kinda busy, you'll have to wait a few minutes....."

Grant hurries back to work trying to free himself from PPHS's Bong, that he has mistaken for a penis enlarger......

[TexasHSFB]

LMAO at Keith's posts in this thread. :clap: :clap: :clap:


AND: Maybe Knowshon Moreno... but probably Mark Sanchez.

[Gsquared]

This thread is just wrong, wrong I tell ya.

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
This thread is just wrong, wrong I tell ya.

You should contribute.:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
You should contribute.:D
I cant, im to busy tryin to rub one out to Depserate House Wives.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
..."WAIT JIMMY!!!"

"We don't need to waste good Hydro on a bowel flush, I have a nice Bong in the cabinet next to the bed in the State Room"

Meanwhile......G2 is in the bathroom applying a generous amount of liquid hand soap to his private area, when he hears a knock on the door.

"Knock...Knock"

"What do you want?, I'm kinda busy" hollers Grant.

"It's Ranger Mom, Grant. We need the Bong in the cabinet next to the bed"

"Bong?....Uh, well I'm kinda busy, you'll have to wait a few minutes....."

Grant hurries back to work trying to free himself from PPHS's Bong, that he has mistaken for a penis enlarger......
.
and suddenly sees a rainbow from afar while loudly puking his guts out. G2 prominently takes out a flame welder he had hidden under his Scottish kilt and burns the now suspiciously confirmed oddity "formally known as a bong". Jimmy Buffet starts shedding tears at the site of this like some 70's Indian commercial crying at trash. Meanwhile Ranger Mom...