Why is it so hard for some men to......

[turbostud]

tie a knot in it. I cant understand why people insist on having multiple children when they cant take care of them. I realize the guy's wife died but come on... 9 kids with 2 on the way? I have 1 and thats plenty for me.

Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529597,00.html)

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Hard to afford 9 nine kids when a good wave cap costs so much. I mean, was that thing made of velour (sp)? Niiiice.

[nobogey72]

Originally posted by turbostud
tie a knot in it. I cant understand why people insist on having multiple children when they cant take care of them. I realize the guy's wife died but come on... 9 kids with 2 on the way? I have 1 and thats plenty for me.

Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529597,00.html)

most men can't tie a knot in it because of length issues, and or pain issues.:D

[turbostud]

Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn
Hard to afford 9 nine kids when a good wave cap costs so much. I mean, was that thing made of velour (sp)? Niiiice.

LOL, straight out the trailor!

[turbostud]

Men Told Have Sex Daily to Boost Sperm Quality, Fertility
Tuesday, June 30, 2009


Print ShareThisDaily sex can improve the genetic quality of a man’s sperm and could enhance his chances of fathering a child, new research has suggested.

Couples who are trying for a baby are often advised to have sex every other day, so that the man’s sperm count has time to recover, but scientists in Australia have discovered that this may lower some men’s fertility.

While abstaining from sex for a few days does boost sperm counts, sperm quality as well as quantity is important to male fertility and this can be damaged if a man ejaculates too infrequently.

A study at Sydney IVF, a center for infertility treatment, has found that daily sex for a seven-day period substantially improves the genetic quality of sperm, without lowering sperm counts enough to impair fertility. Scientists plan to examine whether this also affects pregnancy rates.

Dr. David Greening, who led the research, said that for some couples, having intercourse every day during the woman’s most fertile period could make all the difference to their efforts to start a family.

The findings, which he presented Monday at the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology conference in Amsterdam, could also have important implications for couples having IVF.

Men are usually advised to abstain for ejaculation for three days before providing a sperm sample for fertilising their partner’s eggs and many couples do not have regular sex while going through IVF. “It could be that it’s better to keep the river flowing at this time,” Greening said.

When men go without ejaculating, the number of sperm stored in the epididymis at the top of the testicle increases, hence the standard advice to have sex every two to three days if you are trying to conceive.

The longer that sperm sits in the epididymis, however, the more genetic damage it accumulates through exposure to heat and to oxygen free radicals. Regular ejaculation empties this sperm reservoir, ensuring that newly-produced sperm of higher genetic quality can get out.

:doh: :doh:

[PPHSfan]

So the secret to high quality kids is to clean the tanks out real good first.:D

[Electus Unus]

Originally posted by BreckTxLonghorn
Hard to afford 9 nine kids when a good wave cap costs so much. I mean, was that thing made of velour (sp)? Niiiice. not when you get $$$ from the government

[BuffyMars]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

congrats to the douchebag of the century!!!! :mad:

CASTRATION!

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
:clap: :clap: :clap:

congrats to the douchebag of the century!!!! :mad:

CASTRATION!

You betcha, just as long as we get to tie the tubes of all of the unemployed women, with four kids by four different fathers.

[turbostud]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
You betcha, just as long as we get to tie the tubes of all of the unemployed women, with four kids by four different fathers.

:clap:

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
You betcha, just as long as we get to tie the tubes of all of the unemployed women, with four kids by four different fathers.

I am all for that as well!!!

[CHS_CG]

I have no opinion... or not one acceptable for the downlow:D

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Back in the day, we didn't have these newfangled birth control methods.... like pullin' out.

[TexasHSFB]

Originally posted by turbostud
Men Told Have Sex Daily to Boost Sperm Quality, Fertility
Tuesday, June 30, 2009


Print ShareThisDaily sex can improve the genetic quality of a man’s sperm and could enhance his chances of fathering a child, new research has suggested.

Couples who are trying for a baby are often advised to have sex every other day, so that the man’s sperm count has time to recover, but scientists in Australia have discovered that this may lower some men’s fertility.

While abstaining from sex for a few days does boost sperm counts, sperm quality as well as quantity is important to male fertility and this can be damaged if a man ejaculates too infrequently.

A study at Sydney IVF, a center for infertility treatment, has found that daily sex for a seven-day period substantially improves the genetic quality of sperm, without lowering sperm counts enough to impair fertility. Scientists plan to examine whether this also affects pregnancy rates.

Dr. David Greening, who led the research, said that for some couples, having intercourse every day during the woman’s most fertile period could make all the difference to their efforts to start a family.

The findings, which he presented Monday at the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology conference in Amsterdam, could also have important implications for couples having IVF.

Men are usually advised to abstain for ejaculation for three days before providing a sperm sample for fertilising their partner’s eggs and many couples do not have regular sex while going through IVF. “It could be that it’s better to keep the river flowing at this time,” Greening said.

When men go without ejaculating, the number of sperm stored in the epididymis at the top of the testicle increases, hence the standard advice to have sex every two to three days if you are trying to conceive.

The longer that sperm sits in the epididymis, however, the more genetic damage it accumulates through exposure to heat and to oxygen free radicals. Regular ejaculation empties this sperm reservoir, ensuring that newly-produced sperm of higher genetic quality can get out.

:doh: :doh: link?

[turbostud]

Originally posted by TexasHSFB
link? Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529525,00.html?test=latestnews)