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waterboy

06-04-2009, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I have been busy on PM's making bets on the track meet!!

If you bet for bottles of water....is it illegal???
:nerd: Yes. Anything of value that is exchanged during a bet is considered illegal gambling. It doesn't matter how much it is worth. The only thing is it's not worth the paperwork to prosecute so they don't enforce the penny-ante stuff.:nerd:

:D

waterboy

06-04-2009, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by pirate4state
I bet I will NOT spill any water this year and if I do, I promise to spill it on someone's head! :D
As hot as it's gonna be, that might not be a bad idea!:DMake it as cold as possible, though, so we can see the ladies' soldiers stand at attention!:D

Ranger Mom

06-04-2009, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by waterboy
As hot as it's gonna be, that might not be a bad idea!:DMake it as cold as possible, though, so we can see the ladies' soldiers stand at attention!:D

That could be dangerous knowing how "well endowed" some of the ladies' soldiers are around here!!!!:eek:

garciap77

06-04-2009, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by waterboy
As hot as it's gonna be, that might not be a bad idea!:DMake it as cold as possible, though, so we can see the ladies' soldiers stand at attention!:D

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/patriot.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 11:23 AM

How much you think they'll be asking for a bottle of water this year? I sure am going to miss seeing you'll this year - just won't be the same :( Dang Swine Flu :devil:

waterboy

06-04-2009, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That could be dangerous knowing how "well endowed" some of the ladies' soldiers are around here!!!!:eek:
:2thumbsup :inlove: That's what I'm talking about! Me love danger!:inlove:

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That could be dangerous knowing how "well endowed" some of the ladies' soldiers are around here!!!!:eek:
yeppers - better watch out - someone could get their eyes poked out..............:eek: pointy :D

pirate4state

06-04-2009, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That could be dangerous knowing how "well endowed" some of the ladies' soldiers are around here!!!!:eek: :1omg!: :helpme:

LOL

Bullaholic

06-04-2009, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by 44INAROW
How much you think they'll be asking for a bottle of water this year?

If you gals use that water like they're saying---who's gonna care?:D

Am I hearing 3ADL wet t-shirt contest here? :D

waterboy

06-04-2009, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
If you gals use that water like they're saying---who's gonna care?:D

Am I hearing 3ADL wet t-shirt contest here? :D
Hey, if they have one you can count me in!:clap: :D :inlove:

Bullaholic

06-04-2009, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
Hey, if they have one you can count me in!:clap: :D :inlove:

waterboy, if you're saying that you are a guy who can compete with the 3ADL gals in a wet t-shirt contest......how much money would it take for us to pay you to not compete? :D

lulu

06-04-2009, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
As hot as it's gonna be, that might not be a bad idea!:DMake it as cold as possible, though, so we can see the ladies' soldiers stand at attention!:D

Bad boy bad boy watcha gonna do?:D :clap: :clap:

garciap77

06-04-2009, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
Hey, if they have one you can count me in!:clap: :D :inlove:

Hey Waterboy! I found some volunteers!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/wettee.jpg

;)

waterboy

06-04-2009, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
waterboy, if you're saying that you are a guy who can compete with the 3ADL gals in a wet t-shirt contest......how much money would it take for us to pay you to not compete? :D
I'm sending you a picture of me. If you don't want me to enter, it's gonna cost you a pretty penny! You can also buy me a t-shirt.......a 6X may be a little small, though.:D
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/beach-boy.jpg;) :D

waterboy

06-04-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by garciap77
Hey Waterboy! I found some volunteers!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/wettee.jpg

;)
:clap: :clap: :clap: Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!!!:inlove: :inlove:

garciap77

06-04-2009, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
I'm sending you a picture of me. If you don't want me to enter, it's gonna cost you a pretty penny! You can also buy me a t-shirt.......a 6X may be a little small, though.:D
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/beach-boy.jpg;) :D

Dang Waterboy! You need to lose some wait! I wonder if Pancho Villa's drunk Girl will enter?

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/ugly1yycopyyo4.gif

P.S. I could not get a full body shoot!
:D

waterboy

06-04-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by garciap77
Dang Waterboy! You need to lose some wait! I wonder if Pancho Villa's drunk Girl will enter?

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/ugly1yycopyyo4.gif

P.S. I could not get a full body shoot!
:D
I know, I know! I DO need to lose some weight!

He must be two-timing, because the last time I saw Pancho Villa he was with this looker:
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/niceniceniceteeth.jpg

He's a REAL lady's man!;)

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by garciap77
Hey Waterboy! I found some volunteers!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/wettee.jpg

;)

you girls told me that you wouldn't let this picture get into the wrong hands.. Now they know what we look like :D :D :D

garciap77

06-04-2009, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
I know, I know! I DO need to lose some weight!

He must be two-timing, because the last time I saw Pancho Villa he was with this looker:
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/niceniceniceteeth.jpg

He's a REAL lady's man!;)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/cheer.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)Go Pancho!http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/cheer.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org) Go Pancho! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/cheer.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)Go Pancho! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/cheer.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by waterboy
a 6X may be a little small, though.:D
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/beach-boy.jpg;) :D

True Story - when we went on our cruise last October - we were in Jamaica and took this little boat over to the "private island" just to check it out - and it was neat with a swimup pool bar, and little cabannas at the end of these tree lined paths. Mr44 being adventuresome (while I was being REAL lazy in the pool) decided to go check out the paths and see if there was any nature hanging around - well - he found something HANGING alright.. I think it was THAT GUY sunbatheing in the NUDE.. and he was laying on his back - yes he was - I am laughing while I am typing right now - remembering the look on Mr44's face when he came RUNNING out of that pathway. We got back on that little boat and headed back to the big island real quick. He didn't wanna run into that guy in line for anything :evillol: :evillol:

waterboy

06-04-2009, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by 44INAROW
True Story - when we went on our cruise last October - we were in Jamaica and took this little boat over to the "private island" just to check it out - and it was neat with a swimup pool bar, and little cabannas at the end of these tree lined paths. Mr44 being adventuresome (while I was being REAL lazy in the pool) decided to go check out the paths and see if there was any nature hanging around - well - he found something HANGING alright.. I think it was THAT GUY sunbatheing in the NUDE.. and he was laying on his back - yes he was - I am laughing while I am typing right now - remembering the look on Mr44's face when he came RUNNING out of that pathway. We got back on that little boat and headed back to the big island real quick. He didn't wanna run into that guy in line for anything :evillol: :evillol:
Bwahahahahaha! I remember him! I only go down there once a year! What are the chances?!:devil:

Of course, you know I'm kidding! I don't remember him! Bwahahaha!:D

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by waterboy

Of course, you know I'm kidding! I don't remember him! Bwahahaha!:D
you probably couldn't see very well with the sun in your eyes since you were on your back :D :D I am still laughing at the look on my husband's face... he later confessed that some guy at the beach had told him that is where the "nude beach" was - so he was expecting to see some "chicky babe" topless but that is NOT what he saw :p

BuckeyeNut

06-04-2009, 01:24 PM

WOW I go work for just a little and yall have all this fun with out me:( :( :(

Ranger Mom

06-04-2009, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by Black Flag
WOW I go work for just a little and yall have all this fun with out me:( :( :(

This is why we have become addicted....we are all too scared to leave anymore for fear we might miss something!!!

waterboy

06-04-2009, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Black Flag
WOW I go work for just a little and yall have all this fun with out me:( :( :(
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Lessons.jpg :D

Bullaholic

06-04-2009, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by 44INAROW
you probably couldn't see very well with the sun in your eyes since you were on your back :D :D I am still laughing at the look on my husband's face... he later confessed that some guy at the beach had told him that is where the "nude beach" was - so he was expecting to see some "chicky babe" topless but that is NOT what he saw :p

Did you know that PPHSFan and G2 were in Jamaica the same time your were, 44'?

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/g2pphsfan.jpg

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Did you know that PPHSFan and G2 were in Jamaica the same time your were, 44'?

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/g2pphsfan.jpg

I recognize that red thong.. Dang, wish I'd of known it was them. I think they were talking to that Jamaican guy on the surf board for a long time. :D

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
....to be entertaining on the board----so get with it folks! :D Post something outrageous...(but board appropriate, of course...)
.
Here is a listing of all HEB's within 100 miles of your house...
Bulla's HEBs (http://www.heb.com/yourHEBStore/sLocator.do?page=1&address=&city=bridgeport&state=TX&zipcode=&maxDistance=100)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ranger Mom

06-04-2009, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
Here is a listing of all HEB's within 100 miles of your house...
Bulla's HEBs (http://www.heb.com/yourHEBStore/sLocator.do?page=1&address=&city=bridgeport&state=TX&zipcode=&maxDistance=100)
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Wow....I first read that as HBI!:doh:

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Wow....I first read that as HBI!:doh:
.
What in tarnation is an HBI?
Is that what waterboy was doing in the other thread?:eek:

Ranger Mom

06-04-2009, 01:53 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
What in tarnation is an HBI?
Is that what waterboy was doing in the other thread?:eek:

If it is than he is an awesome multi-tasker!:thumbsup:

Bullaholic

06-04-2009, 01:57 PM

Somebody told me that Handy Andy,Piggly Wiggly, and H-E-B merged and the new stores were called:

Andy's Wiggly Butt

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Somebody told me that Handy Andy,Piggly Wiggly, and H-E-B merged and the new stores were called:

Andy's Wiggly Butt
.
Bite your tongue Bulla!
HEB (pronounced) aych-eee-bee
Is a Central and South Texas institution! Please tell me you admire them!
:mad: :mad: :mad:
.
;)

Ranger Mom

06-04-2009, 02:02 PM

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Somebody told me that Handy Andy,Piggly Wiggly, and H-E-B merged and the new stores were called:

Andy's Wiggly Butt

when I would go visit my aunt and uncle in NE Louisiana as a child, we'd go shopping at the Safeway. Does Safeway still exist?

Piggly Wiggly - reminds me of "Driving Miss Daisy"

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
We have an HEB here....I might go there once a year!!!

That's all we got in the big city of Cuero.. HEB - wish we'd get the HEB Plus like in Victoria...:)

H E B - stands for Henry E Butts........ His son Charles is President of the company now.

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:03 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
We have an HEB here....I might go there once a year!!!
.
:tongue: :weeping: :twitch:
BLASPHEMY!!!!

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
We have an HEB here....I might go there once a year!!!
.
I forgot you're one of those yankees...:doh:

Bullaholic

06-04-2009, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
Bite your tongue Bulla!
HEB (pronounced) aych-eee-bee
Is a Central and South Texas institution! Please tell me you admire them!
:mad: :mad: :mad:
.
;)

I do admire H-E-B (origiinally known as H E Butt) SintonFan.
I admire all Central and South Texas institutions, even the ones that manage to play good football occasionally...:D

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 02:05 PM

Florida's version of HEB is PUBLIX - their headquarters is right outside of Lakeland (where middle44 lives) I have a nickname for them, but it's not board appropriate :D :devil:

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I do admire H-E-B (origiinally known as H E Butt) SintonFan.
I admire all Central and South Texas institutions, even the ones that manage to play good football occasionally...:D
.
I have this itchy feeling I should take you at face value...

pirate4state

06-04-2009, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Wow....I first read that as HBI!:doh: heh, heh what's on your mind little lady! :devil: HAHAHA

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by 44INAROW
Florida's version of HEB is PUBLIX - their headquarters is right outside of Lakeland (where middle44 lives) I have a nickname for them, but it's not board appropriate :D :devil:
.
Do you add "hair" to the name?

44INAROW

06-04-2009, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
Do you add "hair" to the name?

how did you know :D :D :D :D

I gotta get to work for a while - be back in a jiffy :p

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:11 PM

We just lost 3 posters in the last five minutes. We Had 63 at 2:05 pm and we now have 60 at 2:10pm. I sense a trend, so according to my calculations the downlow will cease to exist at 3:30 pm.
:eek:

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by 44INAROW
how did you know :D :D :D :D

I gotta get to work for a while - be back in a jiffy :p
.
lol
It's a sloooooow day here too.:D

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
We just lost 3 posters in the last five minutes. We Had 63 at 2:05 pm and we now have 60 at 2:10pm. I sense a trend, so according to my calculations the downlow will cease to exist at 3:30 pm.
:eek:
.
We just lost 5 more in 3 minutes so this global epidemic is accelerating faster than first expected. The end of the world will be complete by 3:00pm.:eek: :(

Bullaholic

06-04-2009, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
We just lost 5 more in 3 minutes so this global epidemic is accelerating faster than first expected. The end of the world will be complete by 3:00pm.:eek: :(

Quick SF!--Put up the "gay marriage" thread...:D before it is too late.

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Quick SF!--Put up the "gay marriage" thread...:D before it is too late.
.
sure

Ranger Mom

06-04-2009, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
:tongue: :weeping: :twitch:
BLASPHEMY!!!!

I like it....it's just not in a good location for me and they have WAY too long of lines.....even longer than Walmart!!!

:eek:

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I like it....it's just not in a good location for me and they have WAY too long of lines.....even longer than Walmart!!!

:eek:
.
yankees like wally world better...:p

Ranger Mom

06-04-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
yankees like wally world better...:p

I used to love Walmart....I hate going there now!!

In fact....I send my son and his wife with my grocery list. They love shopping with someone else's money!!

SintonFan

06-04-2009, 02:29 PM

We are now down to 50 posters so the end of the downlow (world) might be a little premature from first calculations. The world's seas(but the oceans will stay the same) will now only rise 3 inches in the next 100 years...:eek: :(

garciap77

06-04-2009, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Did you know that PPHSFan and G2 were in Jamaica the same time your were, 44'?

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/g2pphsfan.jpg

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing025.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)