OMG!!! The SMELL!!!!!

[Ranger Mom]

Have you ever accidentally left the water in the waste tank in a carpet shampooer??

My granddaughter just flipped the lever on one that I had forgotten about from about 2 weeks ago......I am GAGGING!!!

It went all over the floor in the laundry room, all under the washer and dryer, under the water dispenser.

I feel sick!!

[44INAROW]

eewwwwwwww I bet that was funky - kinda like the water in the bottom of a pot plant - you keep smelling something funky and can't figure out what it is - about 3 days later you get a strong whiff of it and realize what it is...............

:doh:

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Have you ever accidentally left the water in the waste tank in a carpet shampooer??

My granddaughter just flipped the lever on one that I had forgotten about from about 2 weeks ago......I am GAGGING!!!

It went all over the floor in the laundry room, all under the washer and dryer, under the water dispenser.

I feel sick!!
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Funny joke for Ladies:
What I Want In a Man As Years Go By....?
Original List:

- Handsome
- Charming
- Financially successful
- A caring listener
- Witty
- In good shape
- Dresses with style
- Appreciates finer things
- Full of thoughtful surprises
- An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 32)

- Nice looking
- Opens car doors, holds chairs
- Has enough money for a nice dinner
- Listens more than talks
- Laughs at my jokes
- Carries bags of groceries with ease
- Owns at least one tie
- Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
- Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
- Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 52)

- Not too ugly
- Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
- Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
- Nods head when I'm talking
- Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
- Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
- Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
- Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
- Remembers to put the toilet seat down
- Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 62)

- Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
- Doesn't belch or scratch in public
- Doesn't borrow money too often
- Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
- Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
- Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
- Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
- Appreciates a good TV dinner
- Remembers your name on occasion
- Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 72)

- Doesn't scare small children
- Remembers where bathroom is
- Doesn't require much money for upkeep
- Only snores lightly when asleep
- Remembers why he's laughing
- Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
- Usually wears some clothes
- Likes soft foods- Remembers where he left his teeth
- Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List: (age 82)

- Breathing
- Doesn't miss the toilet...
:D

[sinton66]

LOL, still trying to get back into her good graces, I see.:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by sinton66
LOL, still trying to get back into her good graces, I see.:D

I can't be mad at D ....he was too good of a host last time I was there (even though he referred us to a crappy motel...it's the thought that counts...right??)

[SintonFan]

lol
No, I just read that and will print a copy for Denise. She hates the fact that when we go bike riding or hiking how much energy I have.:inlove:

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I can't be mad at D ....he was too good of a host last time I was there (even though he referred us to a crappy motel...it's the thought that counts...right??)
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(Sounding like a South American sport's telecaster in a soccer game)
NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
!!! :p
Btw K, I didn't know that hotel was the same one used for half of all the hookers in San Antonio until after yall stayed there.:D :p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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(Sounding like a South American sport's I'mtelecaster in a soccer game)
NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
!!! :p
Btw K, I didn't know that hotel was the same one used for half of all the hookers in San Antonio until after yall stayed there.:D :p

Oh....so I'm a hooker now??:eek:

[sinton66]

Dude's digging himself in deeper and deeper.:D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Oh....so I'm a hooker now??:eek:
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Huh?
lol
You see... I didn't know...
never mind...:doh:
i swear i'm never gonna post a ladies joke again...:p :D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Oh....so I'm a hooker now??:eek:


you said it not us

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by sinton66
Dude's digging himself in deeper and deeper.:D

No joke!! I gave him a pass and what does he do? :doh:

[SintonFan]

lol
I gotta get me some sleep...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Gni yall!:)

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
No joke!! I gave him a pass and what does he do? :doh:

Still got the Doll?;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by SintonFan
lol
I gotta get me some sleep...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Gni yall!:)


Chicken!!!




Originally posted by sinton66
Still got the Doll?;)

LOL!!

[sinton66]

If he goes to sleep, wait about 30 minutes, then WHAMMO! Slam a pin in you know where.:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by sinton66
If he goes to sleep, wait about 30 minutes, then WHAMMO! Slam a pin in you know where.:D

Or better yet, hit him where it REALLY hurts...right in the downlow!

Wouldn't it be funny if he woke up tomorrow and his IP was banned??

:D

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Or better yet, hit him where it REALLY hurts...right in the downlow!

Wouldn't it be funny if he woke up tomorrow and his IP was banned??

:D

That might be a tad over the top? We don't want to appear cruel do we?

[SintonFan]

i came back after i felt a prickling in my tush :eek:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by SintonFan
i came back after i felt a prickling in my tush :eek:

Hmmm...my aim must be off!!

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Hmmm...my aim must be off!!

LOL!!

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Hmmm...my aim must be off!!
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This time I'm gonna sleep wrapped in a lead blanket.
I'm going to drink an extra cup of coffee in the morning while I think of you.:eek: :p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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This time I'm gonna sleep wrapped in a lead blanket.
I'm going to drink an extra cup of coffee in the morning while I think of you.:eek: :p

ROFLMAO!! I have always been told that I am the shizznit!!:p

[sinton66]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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This time I'm gonna sleep wrapped in a lead blanket.

That only protects from radiation. This is voodoo.:D

[SintonFan]

Gni...
yall get out of my head!:eek: :D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Hmmm...my aim must be off!!


Thats what he said:D