"The 3A Downlow" Pitbull, Gay Marriage, Religion, and Politics Thread

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Just kidding. This thread just goes to show how boring it is around here. :(

In other news, it's summer, so while all of you are getting up early and going to work, I'm sleeping in late and doing nothing productive....the last summer of my life.

[crzyjournalist03]

7). Use of the phrase "Official 3ADownlow......"
It is the policy of the board leadership to disallow any poster from using this phrase in a thread title or post without the expressed permission of a simple majority of the leadership group (4 out of 7 have to agree).


Mods please ROM Gary and close this thread for blatant violations of posted rules by which we've all agreed to abide. K? Thx. Bye.

[scrub c]

The only reason I looked at this thread is because it said Official 3ADownlow Pitbull thread...

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
....the last summer of my life. whatever SPFF

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
whatever SPFF

Can it, FW.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
7). Use of the phrase "Official 3ADownlow......"
It is the policy of the board leadership to disallow any poster from using this phrase in a thread title or post without the expressed permission of a simple majority of the leadership group (4 out of 7 have to agree).


Mods please ROM Gary and close this thread for blatant violations of posted rules by which we've all agreed to abide. K? Thx. Bye.

Hey, shut up or I'm going to get my Calico cat to attack you.

[Ranger Mom]

3). Do not engage in personal attacks and/or threats.
Do not engage in name calling and the use of derogatory terms toward others. That attaches a personal flavor that most posters will find objectionable. Try reversing the roles and see how you would feel if someone said it to you or about your child.

:doh: :doh:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Can it, FW.

How did you know that I like Ft Worth? :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
3). Do not engage in personal attacks and/or threats.
Do not engage in name calling and the use of derogatory terms toward others. That attaches a personal flavor that most posters will find objectionable. Try reversing the roles and see how you would feel if someone said it to you or about your child.

:doh: :doh:

How would you feel if I said it to you and left your child out of it?

[pancho villa]

A man is on trial for beastiallity with a pit-bull

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
How did you know that I like Ft Worth? :D

Yeah, you like FW so much that you intake miles and miles of road to get there.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Yeah, you like FW so much that you intake miles and miles of road to get there. You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pancho villa
A man is on trial for beastiallity with a pit-bull

Yet another victim of society. :(

[crzyjournalist03]

I feel threatened. Gary knows of my fear of cats. Before this devolves into a mockery of felinophobia, Mods please ROM Gary and close this thread for blatant violations of posted rules by which we've all agreed to abide. K? Thx. Bye.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
I feel threatened. Gary knows of my fear of cats. Before this devolves into a mockery of felinophobia, Mods please ROM Gary and close this thread for blatant violations of posted rules by which we've all agreed to abide. K? Thx. Bye.

I'm going to attach razor blades to the bottoms of Whisker's feet and send him at you if you don't calm down.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
I feel threatened. Gary knows of my fear of cats. Before this devolves into a mockery of felinophobia, Mods please ROM Gary and close this thread for blatant violations of posted rules by which we've all agreed to abide. K? Thx. Bye.

Or, better yet, I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!

[Bullaholic]

Would a proper question for this thread be--"Can a gay Democrat atheist marry his pit bull?" :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Would a proper question for this thread be--"Can a gay Democrat atheist marry his pit bull?" :D

Is this question a hypothetical?

[SintonPirateFan]

all i know is dorothy mantooth is a SAINT.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Would a proper question for this thread be--"Can a gay Democrat atheist marry his pit bull?" :D That's more of a Springer question!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Is this question a hypothetical?

LOL--Well, I certainly hope that it is...

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'm going to attach razor blades to the bottoms of Whisker's feet and send him at you if you don't calm down.


It would be the first time you'd seen a clean-shaven p...

You know what? I'm just going to be the better man here and walk away...

[BreckTxLonghorn]

Originally posted by SintonPirateFan
all i know is dorothy mantooth is a SAINT.

But I'd take her out to a nice steak dinner, and NEVER call her back!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
LOL--Well, I certainly hope that it is...

Is death by firing-squad a viable solution? Sorry to bring GUNS into the equation...

[lulu]

Bull...what is wrong wit you? Please get back on Brownwood's case.





Originally posted by Bullaholic
Would a proper question for this thread be--"Can a gay Democrat atheist marry his pit bull?" :D

[pancho villa]

no personal attacks please :tisk:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
It would be the first time you'd seen a clean-shaven p...

You know what? I'm just going to be the better man here and walk away...


:clap:

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Would a proper question for this thread be--"Can a gay Democrat atheist marry his pit bull?" :D

OMG - I think tea just shot out of my nose..........:D :D :D :D :D



Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
It would be the first time you'd seen a clean-shaven p...


reminds me of a "headline" on Jay Leno the other night.. Jay couldn't stop laughing - it was hysterical...:evillol: :evillol:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by lulu
Bull...what is wrong wit you? Please get back on Brownwood's case.

A time and place for everything, lulu---there will be many target opportunities to come...:D

[BuckeyeNut]

Nice everyone really is bored :thinking: :thinking:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Tony Romo is a gay atheist pit-bull! OVER THE LINE!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Black Flag
Nice everyone really is bored :thinking: :thinking:

Ding! Ding!--We have a winner....First true statement of the day...
However, sometimes a "Phoenix" rises from the "ashes".

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
OVER THE LINE!

It all ads up though. He gently caresses the center's underside when he is under....

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by SintonPirateFan
all i know is dorothy mantooth is a SAINT. :D

[Phil C]

BE POLITICALLY CORRECT!!

:mad:

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Ding! Ding!--We have a winner....First true statement of the day...
However, sometimes a "Phoenix" rises from the "ashes".

I am bored to tears myself. I am going to try and get some work done, you'll have fun :cool:

[BILLYFRED0000]

did someone say this was the full of bull page and the official lowdown thread?

[Trashman]

Originally posted by lulu
Bull...what is wrong wit you? Please get back on Brownwood's case.

Don't go talking smack about The Wood!:D

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Or, better yet, I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again! Dorothy Mantooth is a saint:mad:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DDBooger
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint:mad:

Where did you get a hand-grenade?

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by DDBooger
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint:mad: Dude, that's already been posted, but it's still funny! :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Dude, that's already been posted, but it's still funny! :D

What in the hell's diversity?

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Dude, that's already been posted, but it's still funny! :D

Was it in a thread not about pitbulls too?:confused:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
What in the hell's diversity? I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
Was it in a thread not about pitbulls too?:confused:

Yes!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. Rita had a very funny joke today. I laughed at it later that night.

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Dude, that's already been posted, but it's still funny! :D
Dude, that's already been posted, but it's still funny! :D

:p
This is not Nam, there are rules

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I thought you were kidding. I thought it was a joke, I even wrote it down in my diary. Rita had a very funny joke today. I laughed at it later that night.

I can't believe that I ever cared for you! You have broken my heart.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I can't believe that I ever cared for you! You have broken my heart.

Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman. You have bad hair.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by pirate4state
You have bad hair.


:eek: :eek:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
You have bad hair.

Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

[SintonPirateFan]

i stabbed a guy with a trident.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. It jumped up a notch.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
It jumped up a notch.

It did, didn't it?

[pirate4state]

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

[SintonPirateFan]

i cant believe nobody has said dorothy mantooth is a saint yet....

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
you scorpion woman.

:clap: That made me guffaw, Gary...:D

[jason]

texas a&m sucks

[BaseballUmp]

Originally posted by SintonPirateFan
i cant believe nobody has said dorothy mantooth is a saint yet....

oh it has been just a few times...


What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.


You are just an http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angelic010.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)!!!!!!!!!!!


;)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.

[pancho villa]

I need a good goat!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.

You've got a dirty whorish mouth.

[SintonPirateFan]

i feel like i'm actually in the movie theater...

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You've got a dirty whorish mouth. and....? :D

You look like a blueberry.

[scrub c]

PITBULL!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
and....? :D

You look like a blueberry. Ribs. I had ribs for lunch, that's why I'm doing this.

[pirate4state]

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken.

[pirate4state]

I'm in a glass case of emotion.

[pancho villa]

pit-goat

[SintonPirateFan]

60% of the time, it works...every time.

[scrub c]

Pit-Unicorn...

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pancho villa
pit-goat


Originally posted by scrub c
Pit-Unicorn...

Anyone remember the Swyder Tigtangs??

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Gary Randall. What's your name?

[pirate4state]

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches. What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish. I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store? I'm pretty sure that's not love.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I'm pretty sure that's not love.

I need a decoder ring for you guys---as usual....

[garciap77]

Originally posted by scrub c
PITBULL!

Where? I'm readyhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent069.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[crzyjournalist03]

I threw a burrito out of my window.

[WildTexan972]

does it count as a personal attack or threat in violation of the rules of the site if all you do is let loose of your pitbull while you are attending a Republican Gay Marriage Christain symposium and you spot one of these guys that you long have wanted to SEE get attacked but have never said so in fear of the rules?


I really did not want to know.....but Bobcat Benny was twisting my arm to axe the question and would not let go until I typed it out to proper Benny approval......

[Farmersfan]

This is getting wierd!!!!

I LIKE IT!!!!

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Farmersfan
This is getting wierd!!!!

I LIKE IT!!!!

Funny you should say that Trebeck...that's what your mother said last night.

[ronwx5x]

I must admit I am astounded by the complete inanity of this thread!:thinking: :doh:

I am further amazed by it's longevity.:hand:

But good stuff!!!!!!

[SintonPirateFan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Funny you should say that Trebeck...that's what your mother said last night.


i wrote you a poem trebeck....


"Roses are red, Violets are blue.....

i dont remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Funny you should say that Trebeck...that's what your mother said last night.

You have been on a roll the past couple of days!!:)

[Cameron Crazy]

Originally posted by SintonPirateFan
i wrote you a poem trebeck....


"Roses are red, Violets are blue.....

i dont remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore." n00b

[SintonPirateFan]

Originally posted by Cameron Crazy
n00b


yeah... i hate when that happens.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by WildTexan972
does it count as a personal attack or threat in violation of the rules of the site if all you do is let loose of your pitbull while you are attending a Republican Gay Marriage Christain symposium and you spot one of these guys that you long have wanted to SEE get attacked but have never said so in fear of the rules?


I really did not want to know.....but Bobcat Benny was twisting my arm to axe the question and would not let go until I typed it out to proper Benny approval......

Yeah, that Bobcat Benny and his Selina Bobcats!:D


;)

[piratebg]

Originally posted by garciap77
Yeah, that Bobcat Benny and his Selena Bobcats!:D


;)


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa296/selenawemiss/Pictures/Etc/Trudutes/sel-sign-rip.jpg

[garciap77]

Originally posted by piratebg
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa296/selenawemiss/Pictures/Etc/Trudutes/sel-sign-rip.jpg

No! Not Selena, Selina BobCats, you know the ones with the Whataburger uniforms!:D



Here Kitty Kitty Kitty!!!:D


;)

[sinton66]

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8021/outout.jpg

[crzyjournalist03]

My signature has been updated to reflect my feelings.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
My signature has been updated to reflect my feelings.
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

[scrub c]

cant see anything, so.... PITBULL

[Bullaholic]

Rabbits are very dangerous animals, also. See following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvs5pqf-DMA