Great one

[pancho villa]

My fav:
A man is on trial for beastiality with a goat. He hires a lawyer who excells at picking jurors. The first witness is on the stand and testifies that "the man mounted the goat from behind and when he was finished, he walked around and let the goat clean him off."
One juror turns to another and says "a good goat will do that".

That is the best joke I have heard in a while!!!


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[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by pancho villa
My fav:
A man is on trial for beastiality with a goat. He hires a lawyer who excells at picking jurors. The first witness is on the stand and testifies that "the man mounted the goat from behind and when he was finished, he walked around and let the goat clean him off."
One juror turns to another and says "a good goat will do that".

That is the best joke I have heard in a while!!!


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That's COCHINO!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Ranger Mom]

A mother and her inquisitive young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

[lulu]

Good one Ranger Mom.








Originally posted by Ranger Mom
A mother and her inquisitive young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

[bulldog25]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
A mother and her inquisitive young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."



:D :clap: :D :fnypost: :)

[bulldog25]

One of the funniest i seen....

A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

“I told her first class isn’t going to Chicago.”

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
That's COCHINO!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: That was originally posted by ETB in the thread not about pit bulls :D

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom


"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

:D :D :D RM, years ago on a flight to Vegas - we had a long unexpected layover in Albeque.. Albequr - New Mexico and the flight attendant told this joke.. funny joke.............

now I am going to google Cochino:eek:

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by pirate4state
That was originally posted by ETB in the thread not about pit bulls :D

A guy that sits near me at work says it all the time. I finally get a chance to use it on here and it's already been done?:doh: :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
A guy that sits near me at work says it all the time. I finally get a chance to use it on here and it's already been done?:doh: :D Not "cochino" the joke :doh:

[BuckeyeNut]

to funny:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Not "cochino" the joke :doh:

Rofl!! He never ceases to make me laugh at him!!:p