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Bullaholic
05-28-2009, 09:36 AM
WANTED for insurrection, board treason, indifference, insolence, insults, crimes against baseball, and general irreverence. Please report all sightings and postings to the proper authorities.

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/panchovilla.jpg
Johnnypaycheck
05-28-2009, 09:46 AM
get a rope!
themsu97
05-28-2009, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Johnnypaycheck
get a rope!

Heck no... give him the ultimate punishment... make him water dirt, wear tight pants, sit on a bucket, and yell "hum babe" for the rest of his career...
pirate4state
05-28-2009, 09:55 AM
:2thumbsup
crzyjournalist03
05-28-2009, 09:57 AM
anybody who names themselves after a cheap mexican buffet where you raise a flag to get more food deserves whatever punishment he receives.
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 10:00 AM
I will go out with guns blazing. I would rather have nails driven into my eyes than water dirt.
themsu97
05-28-2009, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I will go out with guns blazing. I would rather have nails driven into my eyes than water dirt.

I would too rather than see you in tight pants... I would only imagine it amounts to the same thing
GreenMonster
05-28-2009, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I will go out with guns blazing. I would rather have nails driven into my eyes than water dirt. I still say Pancho would make a great first base coach if you read his signature, "run fast turn left!" It doesn't get much more complicated than that.
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
I still say Pancho would make a great first base coach if you read his signature, "run fast turn left!" It doesn't get much more complicated than that.

I could yell out "HURRY UP AND STAND AROUND!"
scrub c
05-28-2009, 11:01 AM
A good base coach will do that...
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by scrub c
A good base coach will do that...

LOL as long as I don't have to clean off the base.
turbostud
05-28-2009, 11:12 AM
I say we waterboard him.
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 11:19 AM
"Hey coach Villa can we work on some first and third situations?"
"Are you kidding? Get over there and finish raking that dirt!"
GWOOD
05-28-2009, 11:20 AM
Pancho needs a lot of grace this year. He is more 'ornery than ever but it is because he misses his baseball buddy badly.

And he is in denial about it. He loves the coaches, the tight pants, the game...but won't admit it. But now that his baseball buddy has left him, he is hurting. And he is now paying the price for supressing all these emotions all year long. Baseball season is coming to an end and he can't keep it in any longer. So all these feelings are coming out in anger.

So, Pancho needs a lot of grace this year.

Dr. GWOOD
44INAROW
05-28-2009, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by pancho villa
LOL as long as I don't have to clean off the base.

OMG - you guys are killing me. I sure hope we're not having Cabrito at the All Sports Banquet tonight :evillol: :evillol:
pirate4state
05-28-2009, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by pancho villa
"Hey coach Villa can we work on some first and third situations?"
"Are you kidding? Get over there and finish raking that dirt!"

HAHAHAHAHA
Johnnypaycheck
05-28-2009, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by GWOOD
Pancho needs a lot of grace this year. He is more 'ornery than ever but it is because he misses his baseball buddy badly.

And he is in denial about it. He loves the coaches, the tight pants, the game...but won't admit it. But now that his baseball buddy has left him, he is hurting. And he is now paying the price for supressing all these emotions all year long. Baseball season is coming to an end and he can't keep it in any longer. So all these feelings are coming out in anger.

So, Pancho needs a lot of grace this year.

Dr. GWOOD

I will always be with Pancho...no matter where life takes us! He will always have a special (albeit SMALL) place in my heart! He will carry on!
TarponFanInNorthTexas
05-28-2009, 01:17 PM
I still think he needs mental help....
piratebg
05-28-2009, 01:19 PM
Hide your daughters.
Bullaholic
05-28-2009, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by TarponFanInNorthTexas
I still think he needs mental help....

They said they could do no more for him a long time ago, Tarpon...:D
pirate4state
05-28-2009, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by TarponFanInNorthTexas
I still think he needs mental help.... I still think you need to lighten up, just a little. ;)
Bullaholic
05-28-2009, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by themsu97
I would too rather than see you in tight pants... I would only imagine it amounts to the same thing

Be sure to wear your thong underwear with those baseball pants, Pancho--you don't want any pantylines showing to the crowd. :D
themsu97
05-28-2009, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Be sure to wear your thong underwear with those baseball pants, Pancho--you don't want any pantylines showing to the crowd. :D

aaaaahhhh maaaannn... I just threw up in my mouth a little and I also have some serious burning of the retinas....
piratebg
05-28-2009, 01:44 PM
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h237/ericmason/MooseKnuckles.jpg
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 01:56 PM
I like to wear my thong undies under my track shorts.
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by TarponFanInNorthTexas
I still think he needs mental help....

Don't hate me cause you did not learn football in the valley!
TarponFanInNorthTexas
05-28-2009, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
They said they could do no more for him a long time ago, Tarpon...:D

Is that a fact? Why was I not made aware of this???
TarponFanInNorthTexas
05-28-2009, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by pancho villa
Don't hate me cause you did not learn football in the valley!

Nah, I learned football in Port Isabel, Texas. That in and of itself is a MAJOR upgrade over learning football in the valley. ;)
scrub c
05-28-2009, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I like to wear my thong undies under my track shorts.

EEEWWWWUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Bullaholic
05-28-2009, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by TarponFanInNorthTexas
Is that a fact? Why was I not made aware of this???

Some of us just had to find out the hard way, Tarpon. Now that you know that you are dealing with a textbook, clinical loonie, you can make allowances.
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by TarponFanInNorthTexas
Nah, I learned football in Port Isabel, Texas. That in and of itself is a MAJOR upgrade over learning football in the valley. ;) I did'nt know Port Isabel was in Texas
TarponFanInNorthTexas
05-28-2009, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I did'nt know Port Isabel was in Texas

See? You learn something new every day!
Bullaholic
05-28-2009, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by TarponFanInNorthTexas
See? You learn something new every day!

After no one would come near him at the track meets, Tarpon, Pancho learned to put the potato in the FRONT of his track shorts....:D
pancho villa
05-28-2009, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
After no one would come near him at the track meets, Tarpon, Pancho learned to put the potato in the FRONT of his track shorts....:D
It's a cucumber
SintonFan
05-28-2009, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h237/ericmason/MooseKnuckles.jpg
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ROTFL!
:clap: :clap: :D
sinton66
05-28-2009, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
WANTED for insurrection, board treason, indifference, insolence, insults, crimes against baseball, and general irreverence. Please report all sightings and postings to the proper authorities.

http://www.pcpros-tx.com/panchovilla.jpg

100.000 PESOS??? that's what , like 10 bucks?
mac77
05-28-2009, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by pancho villa
It's a cucumber

Does Doc Burns know you been stealing from his garden again? Geez, is there anything you won't steal? Oh, I know. You'll never steal second base!
garciap77
05-28-2009, 10:48 PM
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/MostWanted070105Panchocopy.jpg


;)
themsu97
05-29-2009, 08:42 AM
Pancho would be easy to catch... put out some donuts, Carne Guisada, wings... heck any food and he will come
scrub c
05-29-2009, 09:36 AM
That would catch more than pancho villa...
pancho villa
05-29-2009, 09:53 AM
I am late getting on today I stayed up to late last night. The senoritas would not leave me alone!
TarponFanInNorthTexas
05-29-2009, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I am late getting on today I stayed up to late last night. The senoritas would not leave me alone!

Mentiroso! You drank too much cervesa last night and you woke up all crudo.
scrub c
05-29-2009, 10:10 AM
I was wondering why all the goats looked tired this morning...

How long did you chase them around before you caught one?
pancho villa
05-29-2009, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by scrub c
I was wondering why all the goats looked tired this morning...

How long did you chase them around before you caught one?

I got that "good one" drunk
cropduster
05-29-2009, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I got that "good one" drunk


Now that was pretty darn funny!!!!
garciap77
05-29-2009, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I got that "good one" drunk


Yeah we know! Rumor you know!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/ugly1yycopyyo4.gif



;)
mac77
05-29-2009, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by garciap77
Yeah we know! Rumor you know!

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/ugly1yycopyyo4.gif



;)

As much as I love to rile Pancho, that is just WRONG! I can't stop laughing!
pancho villa
05-30-2009, 09:40 AM
I got holt of this pit-bull last night. WOW
garciap77
05-30-2009, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by pancho villa
I got holt of this pit-bull last night. WOW


Pancho! Just tell me where he is and I'll get himhttp://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent069.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/pit-bull-1.jpg


;)