Looks like Dirk's a dad after all!

[PHS Wildcats]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/9602160/Report:-Tests-show-Dirk's-'fiance'-was-pregnant

DALLAS (AP) - A woman who said she was carrying Dallas Mavericks' star Dirk Nowitzki's child was pregnant after she was booked into the Dallas County jail on May 6, according to a newspaper report.

The Dallas Morning News reported Tuesday that medical records it obtained from the Dallas County jail and Parkland Hospital showed 37-year-old Crista Ann Taylor was administered the pregnancy test and the result was positive. The tests do not determine paternity.

Taylor signed a release form Friday during a jailhouse interview in Beaumont giving the newspaper access to the records.

Taylor has said that Nowitzki was her fiance and that she learned she was pregnant after she was arrested at his house on a probation violation and theft of services warrants.

A call seeking comment by The Associated Press to Nowitzki's attorney was not immediately returned Tuesday evening. Dallas Mavericks' spokeswoman Sarah Melton said she had no comment.

[Bull Butter]

What does Dirk and the "Octomom" have in common?

Both recently had kids, and neither one of them has a ring:D

[PHS Wildcats]

LOL:clap:

[turbostud]

Now Dirk faces the problem of his child being born in prison. And a custody battle. Which he obviously would win.
That would earn his kid some street cred right off the bat. "Where were you born?" "Prison yo."

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Im sure she didn't mean to get pregnant.
http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/happy0055.gif Of course not!!http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/winking0061.gif

A classic case of trapping a rich man...........legal prostitu.....errrr, profiteering.....http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/love0018.gif

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Im sure she didn't mean to get pregnant.


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[injuredinmelee]

how do we know it is Dirks? Because a reporter said so?

[jason]

if you were an nba superstar why in the hell would you hook up with an ugly chick???? good grief dirk..... :doh: :doh: :doh:

[WildTexan972]

Originally posted by jason
if you were an nba superstar why in the hell would you hook up with an ugly chick???? good grief dirk..... :doh: :doh: :doh:

dirk is nazi....this homely hooker may well be an upgrade to what was in his home village....

or maybe she just has mad skills........

[Emerson1]

This is the second millionaire she has gotten she must be good at something.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by jason
if you were an nba superstar why in the hell would you hook up with an ugly chick???? good grief dirk..... :doh: :doh: :doh:

like a good friend said about someone a while back - "she looks like she needs a GOOD SCRUBBING"

[Phil C]

After birth the DNA test can determine for sure.

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Best quote Ive heard on this;
"If I were a 29 yr old multimillionaire/world class athlete, my girlfriend's first name would be Amber, and her last name would be Alert".


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[kaorder1999]

i havent seen a reporter say that it is Dirks baby. Ive read where SHE has said it was his

[jason]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
i havent seen a reporter say that it is Dirks baby. Ive read where SHE has said it was his

"slutty girl is here for the 8th time to find the father of her baby" - maury povich




yada yada yada


"you're a hoe" - baby mama

"keep your pants on" - potential baby daddy #8

yada yada yada



20 minutes later:

"Dirk, you are NOT the father" - maury povich

*cue the slutty girl* (exits stage right screaming and cursing with face in hands).....

[Emerson1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck&fmt=

[jason]

Originally posted by Emerson1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck&fmt= LOL

[waterboy]

Originally posted by Emerson1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck&fmt=
That's hilarious! Was he happy he wasn't the father, or what? I know I would be if I were in the same situation.........being as she's a hoe and all.:D

[Phil C]

The sad thing is many great athletes have been ruined by bad things involving the opposite sex and this includes both male and female both ways. Look at what happened to Jim Brown, OJ and Mike Tyson and I wouldn't be surprised if there was something like that with Michael Vick. And don't think it doesn't go the other way because the sadest case of all was Marion Jones who got involved with the wrong man. And I still think later down the road evidence will prove that she was railroaded and completely innocent just like Jim Thrope was exonerated.

:mad:

[Phil C]

And don't forget what some of those men have done to two of my favorite stars Lindsay Lohan and Brittany Spears and please forgive me if my spelling is wrong.

:mad:

[Phil C]

And I'm still mad at those people that booed one of my favorite singers (Ashley Simpson) at that football game. They are lucky I didn't get my good friend New Mexico Deputy Sheriff Pizan Pete after them.



:mad:

[DDBooger]

Originally posted by Phil C
And I'm still mad at those people that booed one of my favorite singers (Ashley Simpson) at that football game. They are lucky I didn't get my good friend New Mexico Deputy Sheriff Pizan Pete after them.



:mad: If someone booed Pelican West, would you seek the services of Sheriff Pete

[Phil C]

Originally posted by DDBooger
If someone booed Pelican West, would you seek the services of Sheriff Pete

It hasn't ever happened thank goodness.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
He does have herpes, and was sued for knowingly giving it to another woman. :thumbsup:
.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
The kissing disease????

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Ernest T Bass
Depends on what you're kissing.
.
Their mouths what else...
:smoker: