My wife says to the neighbor.................

[Trashman]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

http://blog.futurelab.net/mood%20ring%20-%20SB.jpg

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.:D

[BOCEPHUS]

AS THE GREAT RON WHITE EXPLAINED " DIAMONDS....THAT'LL SHUT HER UP"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SintonFan]

Trashman, you're a girl???:eek:

[Trashman]

Not the last time I checked....... :D