Aggie Jokes

[Old Tiger]

Aggie Jokes<Check 'Em Out> (http://users.ev1.net/~mscott722/aggjoke.htm)

[20dawgz05]

What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

haha that one was funny!!!!!!

[Murphy Lee]

Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!

It's becuase he kept throwing out all the ones with w's. They need to fix that one.

[3afan2K3]

20dawgz05:
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

haha that one was funny!!!!!!I didnt know A&M went to a bowl, shouldnt is Burnet or UT that cant win the big one

<small>[ February 15, 2004, 10:36 PM: Message edited by: 3afan2K3 ]</small>

[Old Tiger]

lol, don't crack on UT 3afan2k3

[Murphy Lee]

20dawgz05:
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

haha that one was funny!!!!!!Same could be said about Burnet in a title game.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[20dawgz05]

3afan2K3:

20dawgz05:
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

haha that one was funny!!!!!!I didnt know A&M went to a bowl, shouldnt is Burnet or UT that cant win the big oneat least we make it to the big one!! haha... your a hater

[3afan2K3]

Murphy Lee:

20dawgz05:
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.

haha that one was funny!!!!!!Same could be said about Burnet in a title game.

Sorry, couldn't resist.WOW that a way to come up with a joke

[Murphy Lee]

Yeah, I know. I was reading the jokes and didn't hit refresh before I replied. You beat me to the punch on that one.

[3afan2K3]

Murphy Lee:
Yeah, I know. I was reading the jokes and didn't hit refresh before I replied. You beat me to the punch on that one.It's still funny

[Buckeye80]

I hop you all get a reel kicke out of thees. Piking on us pore Aggies: y'all shood be eshamd of urselves. :(

No seriously! Stop it! :D :D

[CRHSeagle]

Whats the difference between a Sooner and an Aggie?
Sooners know how to stack up wood.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

This was my favorite:

An Aggie went in to see his advisor, who said, "I want you to take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asked the Aggie. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a Weed-eater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied the Aggie. "OK," continued the professor, "logic tells me that you have a yard!" "Amazing," gushed the young rube. "And," continued the professor, "since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I do!" exclaimed the boy. "And," continued the professor, "if you have a house, you probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude that you are a heterosexual." "Gaaaa-lee!" said the Aggie. "That logic is sump'n else!"
He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says the Aggie, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck.

The Aggie pauses a bit and says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha".

[3afan2K3]

CRHSeagle:
Whats the difference between a Sooner and an Aggie?
Sooners know how to stack up wood.thats harsh

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Yeah, that is pretty sorry, a bunch of people died from one simple accident, how would you have felt had it been one of your friends or family members?