To the girls....

[Ranger Mom]

Have you ever put a pair of comfy shoes on in the morning, intending to change into some nicer ones before you went somewhere.....and forgot??

That's what I did today....I just realized I am wearing my flip flop house shoes!!!

I feel so stupid!!:doh:

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Have you ever put a pair of comfy shoes on in the morning, intending to change into some nicer ones before you went somewhere.....and forgot??

That's what I did today....I just realized I am wearing my flip flop house shoes!!!

I feel so stupid!!:doh:

That was kinda sexist. You know......STR is still around isn't he? He may have wanted to respond. :devil:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
That was kinda sexist. You know......STR is still around isn't he? He may have wanted to respond. :devil:

I actually thought about that....but couldn't imagine a guy doing it, so I addressed to the girls........funny how the first response came from a guy!:p

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I actually thought about that....but couldn't imagine a guy doing it, so I addressed to the girls........funny how the first response came from a guy!:p

Yeah..........getting in touch with my feminine side this morning. What about it??? :p :p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Yeah..........getting in touch with my feminine side this morning. What about it??? :p :p

Well....since you are here, you might was well read the sandal pledge:


Just a friendly reminder, it's that time of the year again. Please
raise your big toes and repeat after me:

As a member of the Faux Paux Sisterhood, I pledge to follow
The Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.

I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck itthere.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back in to place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it. No matter how much it hurts.

I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr.
Scholl's if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat, and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes look like they've been dragged behind her car on the way to work and no sandal in the world is going to make her feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops, that I will ensure they actually flip
and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to go to my local beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $15 and worth EVERY penny). I say spend another $15.00 and get a even better one.

And finally...

I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...

For all our sakes, please don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other Sisters.

May God Bless your Soles as well as your Soul!

[ccmom]

Yes, RM....I have done something similar. However, I must admit that the thought of you in your "flip flop houseshoes" is pretty darn funny. :)

Loved the pledge, too!:)

[pirate4state]

Guilty!

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
That was kinda sexist. You know......STR is still around isn't he? He may have wanted to respond. :devil:


Hey Lion_Addict! Thanks for watching our backs!:D

[Lion_Addict]

Originally posted by garciap77
Hey Lion_Addict! Thanks for watching our backs!:D


Anytime, Anytime..........gotta watch these women here sometimes. :doh: :rolleyes:

[garciap77]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Anytime, Anytime..........gotta watch these women here sometimes. :doh: :rolleyes:

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd185/garciap77/92487EWe-re-Not-Gossiping-Posters.jpg

:D


;)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Lion_Addict
Anytime, Anytime..........gotta watch these women here sometimes. :doh: :rolleyes: oh be quiet! :hand:

Hey garcia...i like your signature! :D ;)

[garciap77]

Originally posted by pirate4state
oh be quiet! :hand:

Hey garcia...i like your signature! :D ;)

:D

[DaHop72]

"I didn't call anyone a bitch! ". Pirate4state.

But I bet you thought it. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by DaHop72
"I didn't call anyone a bitch! ". Pirate4state.

But I bet you thought it. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

hahaha it was from another thread. some people "got it" others didn't...morons! :D

[LH Panther Mom]

Yeah, but it was fake fur-lined hot pink winter house shoes. :doh: :D