Weed Eater Theory

[PPHSfan]

Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave , are sitting
at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes.'

Dave thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you would have a yard.'

'That 's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must
be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing!'

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Dave at the bar. He tells Dave about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Dave says, 'What's that?'

Jim says, 'I'll give you an example . Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

Jim frowns and says "Fag"

[waterboy]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave , are sitting
at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes.'

Dave thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you would have a yard.'

'That 's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must
be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing!'

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Dave at the bar. He tells Dave about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Dave says, 'What's that?'

Jim says, 'I'll give you an example . Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

Jim frowns and says "Fag"
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Here's a cleaner one I read this morning:

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband standing around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?", she asked

"Hunting flies.", he responded.

"Oh! Killing any?", she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females.", he replied

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "Easy. 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

:D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave , are sitting
at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up for some classes.'

Dave thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of
Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,
English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
you would have a yard.'

'That 's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think
logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must
be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing!'

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Dave at the bar. He tells Dave about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Dave says, 'What's that?'

Jim says, 'I'll give you an example . Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'

Jim frowns and says "Fag"

HA HA

[SintonFan]

LOL
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